Dan Eagle

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[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

My heart stops when you look at me

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

My heart's too drunk to drive. I should stay away from you tonight.

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

what #romphim will actually look like

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

🎶 I love to hold you close tonight and always. I love to wake up next to you.

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

creepy guy standing against the wall rubbing his junk 😷 stahp it

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

just seen a guy in a flip phone 😳 people still use those???

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

😔 https://t.co/aMvgc0iX4A

[AQUARIUS Astrology @AquariusUnite]

No matter how badly an #Aquarius needs you, they just won't bother you because they feel like they're bugging you.

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

the things you find on tumblr 😂

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

🤔 why he skipping leg day tho? 😂

[AQUARIUS Astrology @AquariusUnite]

#Aquarians use mean words instead of loud yelling when angry and they know exactly which knives to use

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

@ohnoitsleo 🤔 cuz the chords don't reach or get tangled more when they have to walk around the chair

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

#FireWendyWilliams @VH1 @RuPaulsDragRace

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

All these softball daddies at Eagle right now

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

Swear you can't make this shit up.

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

Then there was this weird part where I was in college and running around campus was like a medieval rpg game.

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

And what do you know... the aliens end of saving me.

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

Then I was being hunt down by CIA for having contact with aliens

[Dan Eagle @danee_eagle]

Actually not that bad he was a big video game nerd