not great, dane

managing editor, yogurt

[not great, dane @danefeldman]

ppl in jersey be like “ik a spot” then take u to @Wawa

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i would like to rescind my 2005 american idol votes for carrie

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love to see kias on the road from john starks kia 😂

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bye baseball season
hello seasonal depression

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cole world 🌎

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i love watching gen x age. it’s like, aw you’re still punk so precious

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gerrit cole 4 mayor

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hate hearing ppl say process-is and not process-eeze

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did anyone else just see that little kid giving the finger during god bless america at the yankee game 😂

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accidentally signing off emails as “sane” is the perfect start to this monday morning.

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🧹🧹🧹🗑️🗑️🗑️

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on my week off i’ve decided to learn latin what is wrong w me

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drinking my water
minding my biz

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leg day on monday should be illegal

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geriatric drip goes the hardest

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i joined the hoka cult

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@whateverr_r i just might

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somebody needs to stop me from sighing so loudly in the workplace

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O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

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maybe i DID name my dog after the discontinued pregnant barbie

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the way i will mark a text unread and then be like, “oh, a text!”