dan harper

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools
I don't know Marge, trying is the first step towards failure.

[dan harper @daneharper]

@nazirafzal Does that make a material difference?

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@yogital first class report from Afghanistan on yesterday's 10pm news. Stay safe.

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@shrewsburytown the boy and I thought your fans were brilliant yesterday at Priestfield. We look forward to seeing you next season.

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@TheGillsFC The boy and I are sad to see him go.

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@SouthamptonFC This should be billed as the David Armstrong cup and played in his memory.

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@TheGillsFC Pretty brutal, no surprises but I would have kept Max, Masterson, Johnny W and Shad.

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@Daly_Brightness I am very sorry to hear Millie has retired, but totally understand. What a fantastic career she has had! Huge respect and best of luck for the future.

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@Lionesses This is superb. So good that Rachel Yankee's name comes up over and over again.

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@SouthamptonFC Jander was my PotM.

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@SouthamptonFC Absolutely brilliant. The game needs many many more Nick Holmes'

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@psybertron @FootballInT80s All over it. Such a brilliant player.

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@FootballInT80s @saints_archive I was there. It was brilliant.

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@TheGillsFC Fantastic goal.

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@sid_lambert @saints_archive @forgottengoals I was there. Brilliant player.

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@SouthamptonFC He put on a brilliant performance.

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@Lionesses @eonenergyuk Says it all.

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@SouthamptonFC Outstanding performance.

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@TheGillsFC @GFC_Tickets Got ours!

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@SkySportsNews @saints_archive Good luck to him. Great player.

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More factual inaccuracies from a London centric BBC!