emily danehower

#PANCaware🎗

[CJ (TigerBait.com) @CJFWrites]

The #SEC is threatening to kick #LSU out of the conference and is suing the school…

…and the President of LSU posts a 60-second montage of he and his wife two-stepping around Tiger Stadium and chopping it up with Lainey Wilson and Theo Von.

I love Louisiana.

[Ren @ElleRen7]

Charlies ghost behind Candace right now

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Byron Donalds and Cory Mills are under investigation for federal sex trafficking. The dates that prosecutors are focused on are May 17, 2024 and November 19, 2024 at the MGM National Harbor in Oxon Hill, Maryland, which my campaign has confirmed with a whistleblower, text messages from Cory Mills, and photographs of the two men there.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[DavidSaysStuff_ @davidsaysstuff_]

Can you survive without my tax dollars?

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Born to be a comedian, forced to be Israel’s top goy

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

We bombed and invaded Iraq in 1991. We bombed the whole time during Southern Watch (92 - '03) then invaded and bombed some more during OIF in 2003. Still there. Now we are bombing Iran. These muslims have been 2 weeks from WMD for a VERY long time, according to our greatest ally.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell has taken more medical leave than most mothers in America get for maternity leave.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Lying about Mitch McConnell’s death to avoid a special election is election fraud.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If I was a no-call, no-show at my job for 33 days, I’d be fired.

This post is about Mitch McConnell.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

The military that we were assured had been totally destroyed killed two of our boys yesterday. So much winning.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

That’s funny

[Eric Sammons @EricRSammons]

This is the strongest endorsement for Vance I’ve seen yet.

[MAGA Barbie 🇺🇸👱🏼‍♀️ @MAGABarbie317]

Me when I hear Michael Proctor had a panic attack during his deposition.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My mom paid off her house in 2003.

Thought that was it. Thought she was done. Thought it was finally hers.

Property taxes were $1,800 a year back then.

She’s retired now. Fixed income. Same house. Same neighborhood.

Property taxes are $24,000 a year.

That’s $2,000 a month.

On a house she already paid for.

She’s 71 years old and the government sends her a bill every year just to stay in her own home.

You never really own anything in America.

You just make payments to a different landlord.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”