danejerus

he/him (cuz it pisses off homophobes) Twitch Affiliate | Speedrunner | Impressionist | Human | [email protected] - business only

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@hulu_support I've done all of these things at various times over years. Nothing ever changes. Your service blows. EVERY single time I try to log in on my computer, I get this same error message. I cancelled my service after being a member for 10 years. Fix your shit.

[danejerus @danejerustv]

Has @hulu been able to produce anything aside from this error in the last 4 years? I thought if you had infinite money like @Disney does, you can do literally anything. I guess literally anything except provide what your customers pay for.

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@hercules_vt @BalakehB @TheAdamWeeeee @GamesDoneQuick @n1Asuka Bruh. Can you just stop playing mental calculus here and pretending like you know anything about how any of this was planned out? It's fucking creepy. Mind your own fucking business if you're going to be a weirdo.

[danejerus @danejerustv]

2 years ago, I arrived at SGDQ single and left with a girlfriend

2 years later, I arrived at SGDQ with a girlfriend and am leaving with a fiance

To say that this event has changed my life is understating it by a lot. My life has been shaped by it. I couldn't ask for more <3

[Games Done Quick @GamesDoneQuick]

"Will you be my co-op runner for life?" 🥹💖

Not only did our very own @n1Asuka win this morning's 3-player "Dog Street Race" of The Bouncer, but she immediately turned around and said "yes" to a proposal from @danejerustv! Only at #SGDQ2025!

Congratulations you two! 💙💙💙

[danejerus @danejerustv]

Hey @bethesda Can we knock it off with the "pay us a ton of extra money to play the game 2 days early"? The game is going to sell. You're going to make a ton of money. You don't need to siphon more from your customers. It makes you look incredibly greedy and ill-willed.

[danejerus @danejerustv]

LIVE NOW! The premiere episode of Crosshair on the GDQ Hotfix! We're starting with Mass Effect 2 from @MIKE__WAVE !

https://t.co/bqIVRPngiE

[danejerus @danejerustv]

I feel like I can see a familiar name in there

[Games Done Quick @GamesDoneQuick]

Season 4 of GDQ Hotfix starts next Monday!!

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@DyasAlure @GamesDoneQuick meh Kappa

[danejerus @danejerustv]

As a reminder, I don't use this site almost at all anymore so find me here:

[danejerus @danejerustv]

As a reminder, I don't use this site almost at all anymore so find me here:

[danejerus @danejerustv]

At least we’re better equipped for when COVID-27 hits this time

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@KatGkannon @dawn__jelly I paid almost ~$1K more in taxes every year under Chump. Shockingly, that stopped under Biden.

Wow me with your rebuttal.

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@beto_6strings @YahooNews Spoken like a true animal

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@KatGkannon @dawn__jelly He had 4 years and he made my life demonstrably worse. Shut the fuck up.

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@cart_blowers @GamesDoneQuick @RegoleSlayer @anarchyasf @quacksilverduck Game Over - High-difficulty runs
Crosshair - Run with bullets
Perilous Paths - Metroidvanias
Hidden Heroes - Runners from underrepresented communities (marginalized, i.e. Black folk, handicapable runners, etc.)
Make Your Own Victory - Runs where you don't reach the credits

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@BloodShot9001 pushed harder at what tho

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@GamesDoneQuick Might as well just release the list at this point

[danejerus @danejerustv]

https://t.co/bqIVRPngiE Just so you know, I'll be live on GDQ in about 15 minutes with Resident Evil 1 Remake randomizer!

[danejerus @danejerustv]

@panolicit @Victorshi2020 All the words in the English language you could have used and you chose that one. Pathetic.

[danejerus @danejerustv]

I'm almost exclusively over on the Blue app now but I'll post it here too for visibility. Crosshair was added to the run submission form so if you have a run you'd like to submit for the show, be sure to fill that form out! https://t.co/zWqBFsRcdY