Goblin Master

in spite if everything you've done for them, eventually, they hate you

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

Just saw a dude in china who made his phones keyboard and each letter a photo of his girlfriend

You are not yearning hard enough

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

Pretending the chinese people whispering about me are just talking about how hot and cool I am to preserve my confidence

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

In another life im a hot 2000's japanese gyaru instead of a fat chud who cant play Deadlock

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

Plane is taking off and the guy in the windows seat won't open the windows I'm going to kms

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

Nothing better than the inevitable tide of "my life is falling apart" to "my life is amazing" and switching between them every few weeks

[Church of Chovy @chovygoat]

Donald Trump announced that Jeong “Chovy” Jihoon will serve has the head of the department of Agriculture due to his “incredible farming ability”

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

You will never see more male creativity than in the comments section of a fat woman's instagram post

[harlan @morepain4harlan]

acquaintance referred to a normal dice as a "d6"

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

Just saw a woman who was way out of my league who I'd never talk to in a million years cause I'd be too scared had a ring on, day ruined

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

After making spaghetti then realizing I have no pasta sauce I have decided to kill myself

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

Just saw a hot goth girl driving a truck with her boyfriend in the passenger seat time to kms

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

My fighter PC after failing a save against hold person again

[dylan k @dsk_mma]

In an interview today with Ariel Helwani on the MMA Hour today, Jiri shares that he believes Alex Pereira is using magic and shamanic influences to help him win fights, and asks him to not use magic in this fight and approach it man to man with no spiritual aids #UFC303

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

Laners resisting the urge to type "GG jungle gap" after going 0 and 8

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Man suffering from alcohol withdrawal

[Sean Becker @Sean_Becker]

[consoling a friend after a breakup]

HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her

ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

Called the doc he said I got locked in syndrome he real asf for that

[Miscounted Cash Flow @Miscountedcf]

Doing the dune walk across the bar to a girl in order to avoid alerting her ugly friend of my presence

[Goblin Master @Danenshit]

It truly is the year of the sensitive male...

[G2 Asyc @AsycLoL]

Me in swiftplay during Valentine's day