Dan Ensor

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Random kitchen at 4am:

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Yeah, this is already the advert of 2025.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

This being two years ago today doesn’t sit right with me, time goes so fast hahaha

The greatest leg of darts of all time

I can’t SPAKE

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

Tottenham’s owner for all eternity 👑

https://t.co/TLc9cRiPov

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Absolutely stupid darts 🤩🤩🤩

[Dan Ensor @danensor]

@CalFergie @TracksideJay Cos one win down under could equal literally 6 or 7 group one wins in the UK in terms of prize money. The fact they scratch anything they want through “vet protocols” is utter bollocks though. And that fine is ridiculous. Probably 10x what it should’ve been.

[Jim Hamilton @jimhamilton4]

Almost looks like an NFL move. Blockers galore. Smart. Innovative.

[Dan Ensor @danensor]

The best try you will ever see in any code

[NRL @NRL]

Coates clinches it for the Storm!

#NRLStormWarriors

[Dee 🇯🇲🇨🇺 @RN24_AFC]

“How psychotic is your manager”
Me:

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Club statement

[Dan Ensor @danensor]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

“USA is terrified, Europe’s on fiiiire” has truly never been more apt

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

The World Number 1 crying after getting a 9&7 beat down by a kid who was in college 4 months ago. The Ryder Cup is one of a kind!

[Dan Ensor @danensor]

4-0!!!!!!!!!!!!🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

[Dan Ensor @danensor]

💉 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

[Vilen ☔️ @Vilen_AFC]

“F*CK IT I AM DECLAN RICE”

[Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas]

My chain dropped on the second categorised climb of the day. A fan jumped on the road, put my chain on in 5 seconds and pushed me up to speed. All this while saying i’m a machina. Thank you anonymous fan for the great help.

[Dan Ensor @danensor]

@TAKracingadvice @AKBets87 Oh I fucking wish hahahaha luke comers red and white army

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Absolutely insane scenes at Chesterfield/Oldham as Oldham score a 95th minute equaliser... https://t.co/GxecJxvWAZ

[DS @Pu55yman_Dan]

Mates at the pub just asked me if I'm looking forward to football being back this weekend. I asked if they were time travellers.

All looked confused before I said " It seems you have gone back to the 20th July when football restarted with New Zealand v Norway in the Women's World cup". They all apologised and thanked me for saying this.