beatmeater

[Dillon @lLikeEatingPoop]

Don’t give a fuck no more

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

LV 26 - LAC 14

❌ No Scorigami

That is the 45th time this score has occurred. Last occurrence was on Sep 13, 2026 between LAC and ARI.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Perfection ✨

[QBgami @QBgami]

Justin Herbert
209 YDS / 1 TD / 1 INT

No QBgami.

That stat line has happened 25 times before, most recently by Shedeur Sanders on Nov 23, 2025.

[beatmeater @danester_man]

harbaugh in the locker room talking about general sherwin williams while fucking mcdaniels is vaping and cleaning his glasses

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

The 1 PM slate was a series of Kurosawa samurai duels the 4 PM slate is Bugs Bunny vs Elmer Fudd

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

just got my first film camera about to go shoot a rodeo and then maybe like a motel sign and then like an old car in an empty parking lot if i can find one

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Holy shit this goes all the way to the top

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.

[🐳 @2001V01]

Philadelphia Cream Cheese would like to use your current location

[steven @mynounswentpro]

weed + family guy = W giggles 💀

[space cowboy @Flawless_Cowboi]

they probably had some crazy tailgate parties for the boonta eve classic you know they were smoking exotic meats in prep for the race

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again

Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there

Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls

[Daniel Ahmad @ZhugeEX]

US soldiers can play GTA VI for 4 days if they agree to reenlist for a minimum of two years and up to six years.

Very normal.

[mick @mickidiot]

You’re too late Mr Bond, I’ve already peed all of the pee out of my penis

[Nascarium ✞ @Nascarium13]

Facebook marketplace got a chuckle out of me