Daniel Johnson

Former Pusheen product manager @Meta
Now former emoji marketing lead @Twitter

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Jeff Bezos is actually the psychotic hunter from Jurassic Park 2, dude eats iguanas its literally just the same guy.

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@JayneZirkle He's not gonna fuck you

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Fuck these Oligarchs

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@Acyn He just admitted to insider trading wow. Lawmakers themselves can't trade, it's always like "their children" or "their husband" like Nancy Pelosi.

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@JimmyZick @hissgoescobra This photo obviously wasn't taken January 6th

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@hissgoescobra Exactly! Looks like shit by hand! Should be sprayed on like sealcoating.

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@dfriedman33 Looks like shit by hand....should just be sprayed on like asphalt sealcoating

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@NASAAdmin 3I/ATLAS ACTUAL PHOTOS!!!! BE CANDID!!

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@WhiteHouse Have Fun and Enjoy!

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one on one with the president the next day? Anywayyyys, just thoughts I've been thinking.

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Thanks! Do you think it's weird that the IDF guy wasn't full of secret service bullet holes? Or that every terrified guest of honor was all smiles at the impromptu presidential press briefing back at the white house 45 minutes later? Or that a secret service agent was shot and

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hospitalized, despite it being inconclusive that the IDF guy ever discharged a weapon? Or the president's private attorney, now acting attorney general, telling reporters regarding ballistics "sometimes bullets get lost". Or that CBS News 60 Minutes happened to be lined up for a

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@FBIDirectorKash "taking down the criminals you love"??

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@RikyUnreal Will Tasmania, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Fiji etc get to hear a cool sonic boom??

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So unbelievably stoked Twitter is digging my flag!

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@tlactl i like mine :))

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@tlactl Lastly, akin to the man and woman on the Pioneer spacecraft plaque, I've included Santa and Mrs. Claus, celebrated by every country on earth in December, as a TRULY global holiday. Thanks!

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@tlactl The happy earth is conveniently looking to the center point and indicating our water/land/cloud make up, looking adorable and peaceful. The Earth Flag represents global unity, sustainability, environmental awareness, and shared identity beyond national boundaries.

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@powcampsurvivor Fixed it