Samuel de Complain

Only when we stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them.

[Samuel de Complain @daneyule1]

Alberta, Canada

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

mfs will turn 3 and make one of these their whole ass personality

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Du a lipa faith

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Willy Wonka inventing the Gobstopper

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The waitress brings me 4 Coronas in a bucket of ice.

I carefully remove the beers and proceed to dump the ice bucket over my head.

“For Lou Gehrig” I whimper, as I watch the drinks get warm.

[Samuel de Complain @daneyule1]

Offset Stomach and Cardiarrhea

[highsnobiety @highsnobiety]

Even Cardi B and Offset know that love is a fresh order of large fries from McDonald's 💕 https://t.co/Ryq6eECgK4

[Samuel de Complain @daneyule1]

I’m a Strepotism baby (got a sore throat from my mom)

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Madame Tussaud’s: 👀

[CP24 @CP24]

Celine Dion says she has 'stiff person syndrome.' Here's what that means https://t.co/yvLmkuj1YE

[Samuel de Complain @daneyule1]

The Metaverse is really coming along

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When you would not believe your eyes at 10 million fireflies

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Lately I’ve been dressing in Depends ™️

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Just provide proof of rabies vaccination on the ArriveCANine app

[CP24 @CP24]

Canada to close borders to dogs from more than 100 countries over rabies concerns
https://t.co/EJhbFPO5Lb

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Dr. Oz when his daughter calls him Daddy instead of Dad

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: Unearthed audio shows Dr. Oz saying incest is “not a big problem” as long as “you’re more than a first cousin away.” He added his daughters don’t want to have sex with him because “my daughters hate my smell... Girls don’t like their fathers’ smell.” https://t.co/E1wq3WqWbI

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Megan thee Stallion will return alongside Cardi Bee in Ant-Man and the WAP #SheHulk

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@CP24 Found the original patent drawings

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Everybody overvalues themselves a little bit

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@KodeRoberts But not between April and October because I get too hot 🥵

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@criterionchannl Sex, Lies, and Videotape

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In all directions!

Including straight up in the air!

and the Moon is going to pay for it!

With PierreCoin NFTs!

[CBC Edmonton @CBCEdmonton]

Pierre Poilievre tells Calgary supporters he'll build pipelines in all directions https://t.co/1xhBVerV6m

[Samuel de Complain @daneyule1]

@WilliamThaKid @hexxtechs @MCU_Direct Not unheard of for women to be crowned King

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Tim Horton would be rolling in his car if he could see what his franchise has become. #RollUpTheRim