Dan “Pisser” Foster

Tequila Enthusiast | Lost the Kids ‘08 |Bullying Advocate | 5.3 Handicap | Chiefs STM since ‘93

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Doctor prescribed

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Just saw Lynyrd Sknyrd live and can confirm free bird is unmatched

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

@ILLcommenter Club 27 on my tl was not what I expected but carry on

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

@ColeRagansSZN One year with mine as well, see you at dinner

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

They got their demographic dialed in

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

If you hit in the golf sim at the Omaha baseball village , thank you. That’s Dans business. Cheers.

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Got a call to have my business at the CWS 3 days ago (It’s golf and will be at the Baseball Village) My father’s best friend died this morning. I’m alone working my setup and processing this loss alone. Voodoo Ranger and Dixie Fried Chicken sandwhich

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

@KUAthletics suns out now fyi

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Yall mind if I crank hog?

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Hometowns got a PXG store. Never seen anyone in it. Pass it all the time during the week. Convinced PXG is a mattress store scheme for some big wigs.

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Ole Miss, the Pisser is deeply penetrated inside of you.

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Shabdbdjdusbsbd

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Go big blue. BTA

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

The biggest whore you know is posting a “he is risen” story today to cleanse her of her 3 digit body count

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Pump the damn coin.

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Happy to see my home state get on the map on the BV. Longtime contributor, first time source. Thank you Hawk Bathroom Guy

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

I’ll send $10,000 to any Seahawks player that hits him then removes their helmet and hits this face.

[jetscity @jetscityy]

yikes.. this is the MVP?

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

To hell with any other torture tactic, just give someone a sore throat and a runny nose, HELP.

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Double pump tech

[Dan “Pisser” Foster @danfoster1918]

Just ate a whole bag of dots pretzels and I may need a C-section to get this lump out