Dan Freestone

we really out chea, and we doin it. hockey and ΠΚΦ. livin lavish.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Only if you ask for less money at your job too.

[CALE SAURAGE @CaleSaurage]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY I WANT TO GO GOLFING!!! 🏌️

[jo sea burn it @josiedanelle]

@Erick_Akins

[invisible turkey wraps @Erick_Akins]

*instagram goes down*

Meanwhile on twitter:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Concerned Nation Gently Encourages Boston To Take It Easy This St. Patrick’s Day https://t.co/noYMiKdvNj

[NHL @NHL]

The National Hockey League family offers its deepest condolences to Evander Kane and his family.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

When one of the boys doesn’t show up for Beer League and it’s mandatory to play with 5 players.

[Cam Meekins @CamMeekins]

Ayyy happy birthday to me I just dropped a bunch of the old music I have on Spotify and everywhere else

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

@ua_ginge ...

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I was glad to give my boy @BrodyismeFriend some love!! Will miss you buddy!! #pushandbelieve

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

YOU KNOW WHAT THE MIDWEST IS? EMPLOYED AND RECKLESS.

[Cam Meekins @CamMeekins]

I’m so late to shit I be giving people cable guy time slots...

Yeah I’ll be there between 7am and 9pm

[felly @fellythekid]

some of us gone die scrolling.

[mike. @justmike]

Wasting the present being sad about the past is doing nothing but hurting your future

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Dude hockey is so funny hahahaha they are on skates wtf

[Cam Meekins @CamMeekins]

It used to scare me, thinking about life’s imminent ending

but now I smile bout how I’ve built so many friendships

[Handsome Prince 👑 @KyronJohnson_]

Us: "Spring you still comin.?"
Spring: "Who all ova there.?"

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

‘You’: Chris D’Elia To Recur In Series’ Second Season On Netflix https://t.co/duqq5GaSWH