side table drawer.

Desiree. she/her ☘️👐🏽

[side table drawer. @dang_des]

I’m only applying to a PhD program in hopes of becoming a Spider-Man villain.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

one jimothy is an adorable meme, but two jimothys probably means theres some horrible chemical spill thats mutating racoons

[fangmeli @pangmeli]

still mystified that progressives landed on "unhoused", which is basically synonymous with the term it replaced and still frames homelessness as a deficit, rather than "dehomed" or "dehoused" which invoke the active process by which we strip people of housing

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 🇨🇦 @LeaveHeardAlone]

Oh so he might actually get that Oscar before Timtam Shimsham

[Chess.com @chesscom]

BREAKING: Chess player Victor Wembanyama has been named the cover athlete for 2K27 👏

[mia @httpsosweet]

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[TheeMarketingMamí @WizMonifaaa]

I was so obsessed with her movements in this scene lol idk why

[mal 👽 @offwemby]

is the sun bothering you, king???

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[moose #protanking @roadto80pct]

nope, you’ve stumped me

[chiara 🇲🇽🇻🇦✨ @catholichiara]

Catholic art vs Evangelical art

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

paul mccartney’s first draft:

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[side table drawer. @dang_des]

@jorgesilva_20 What time is your showing? Have they said anything?

[side table drawer. @dang_des]

Got tickets to The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX at one of two theatres in the state. We get there and it’s been cancelled because of a problem with the projector. There will be no make-up screening. We’re just SOL now.

[Fitz🍀 @CheapSeats411]

BREAKING NEWS: Limiting the amount of viewers who can view an event causes decline in viewership.

[side table drawer. @dang_des]

@jorgesilva_20 I’m not sure. They said they were hoping to fix it by tonight. I saw on some Instagram post it said it would be closed until Wednesday. I don’t think Rivercenter/AMC has put out anything official yet.