Dan Gati

[Dan Gati @dangati]

So much respect to the makers of Sorry for creating a game that can always go either way at the end

[Dan Gati @dangati]

It’s uncanny how the card game “war” is as dumb and pointless as actual war.

[Dan Gati @dangati]

Few things are more predictable than bringing too many workout clothes on a business trip.

[Dan Gati @dangati]

Took kids furniture shopping at to room and board. Son said “I know why it’s called that - it’s a big room and I get bored”

[Dan Gati @dangati]

Sunk to a new parental low this morning - gave my daughter’s favorite doll a timeout.

[Dan Gati @dangati]

Nothing says “I’m an adult” quite like ordering a decaf coffee.

[Dan Gati @dangati]

I leave Saturday for 3.5 weeks and I keep snoozing a reminder to “pack.” Because I might forget to do that.

[Dan Gati @dangati]

Based on the way I treat my carry-on luggage in airport restrooms, you’d think crime was rampant there.

[Dan Gati @dangati]

I would like to meet the person who knowingly makes “door close” buttons that don’t work on first push

[Dan Gati @dangati]

Bowling and whipped cream (independently). 2 things that always leave you wondering why you don’t do more of them.