Mr. Nguyen Dang Dung

[Mr. Nguyen Dang Dung @dangdung]

My phone reception is so clear, I can hear my wife's eyes rolling as I talk. http://t.co/eSLQCkCR

[Mr. Nguyen Dang Dung @dangdung]

Looking in the mirror trying to grow up the nerve to ask my true love out. I hope I say yes. http://t.co/q27DHxxz

[Mr. Nguyen Dang Dung @dangdung]

http://t.co/ECOxCXpr After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume.

[Mr. Nguyen Dang Dung @dangdung]

http://t.co/NOIQDTjP All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan.

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http://t.co/IA5S9iiC "She had a heart of gold." - autopsy report

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http://t.co/1W2DaPl0 Just beat Guitar Hero on expert in case anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice before midnight.

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http://t.co/1W2DaPl0 Mary faked a smile when she opened the frankincense and myrrh.

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http://t.co/4Klex53U I'm concerned that little girls are being taught it's okay to eat.

[Mr. Nguyen Dang Dung @dangdung]

I'm an engineer but my job's as a salesman for technical sales