Dan Geddes

Editor, The Satirist - America's Most Critical Journal @Satirist_Online, Author of The Satirist: Volume 1; "Facebook Funeral" #Satirist #critic

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Dan Geddes of The Satirist
Standup comedy, interviews, and lectures on satire
#Satire

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Dan Geddes on "'Fake News' vs. Fake News" https://t.co/8AiofhyAdY via @YouTube |
#satire #fakenews

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The Jenga Tower
by Dan Geddes

Mar 2, 20242

(On the fragility of organizations)

When a certain Jenga piece,
directly on the foundation,
one that was placed long ago
will be removed
sometimes new Jengas
are needed in its place.

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Disney’s “The Gnostic Gospels” Manages to Offend Everyone
Review by Dan Geddes

Cast
Jesus — Joaquin Phoenix
Mary Magdalene — Jennifer Lopez
Peter — Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Judas — Brad Pitt
John — Chris Rock
Pontius Pilate — Adam Driver

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CIA Agent Can’t Believe How Many Alt News Articles One Conspiracy Theorist Reads Every Day
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"We watch him reading our disinformation for hours and hours. He seems like the ultimate loser, this Jesus Angleton McLean.”

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Trump: J6ers Should Never Be Audited by IRS
By Dan Geddes

Washington – President Donald Trump today announced his new executive order decreeing that documented January 6 protesters would also be immune from IRS audits for life. #satire

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"I have passed an emergency declaration creating a new bureau called the Department of Literary Security. Everything that’s published in America must be written by American-born authors and be positive depictions of American life.

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I am surprised by how much it hurts when you call my writing “derivative” or “unoriginal”. Terms such as “AI Slop” are clearly hateful and offensive. “Slop” is what you throw to animals. My literary output is more inspired than yours.
#satire #aipower

[Dan Geddes @dangeddes]

https://t.co/lP36EpufA3
Disney’s “The Gnostic Gospels” Manages to Offend Everyone
Review by Dan Geddes

Cast
Jesus — Joaquin Phoenix
Mary Magdalene — Jennifer Lopez
Peter — Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Judas — Brad Pitt
John — Chris Rock
Pontius Pilate — Adam Driver

[Dan Geddes @dangeddes]

https://t.co/HaRZKcvPM3
The Jenga Tower
by Dan Geddes

Mar 2, 20242

(On the fragility of organizations)

When a certain Jenga piece,
directly on the foundation,
one that was placed long ago
will be removed
sometimes new Jengas
are needed in its place.

[Dan Geddes @dangeddes]

Dan Geddes on "'Fake News' vs. Fake News" https://t.co/8AiofhyAdY via @YouTube |
#satire #fakenews

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Love Is All Around….
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by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell

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Welcome to Monkey World
by Fred Russell
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Imagine:
two monkeys dead after falling 40 feet out of a tree, a crazy monkey shooting up a monkey church, monkeys robbing banks, monkeys rioting...

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“I may well end up in a concentration camp for my leftist views, but at least I will have a large stock portfolio before I am hunted down by Palantir software.”

#pacifism #Palantir #Satire

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Davos Billionaires “Unappreciated by the 99.999%”
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DAVOS, SWITZERLAND – The delegates to the annual World Economic Forum (WEF) insist that they are not an out-of-touch elite, but are actually “unappreciated servants of humanity.”
#Davos #satire

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Trump Furious as Tax Returns Leaked to New York Times
#taxes
Trump threatened to sue the Times in a furious multi-part tweet: “The failing New York Times will deeply regret the day they illegally published my totally perfect, error-free, tax returns.”

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“Academics are in panic. If it is known that these professors are totally dishonest scam artists, this may affect their future employment prospects.”

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https://t.co/LytAvQ2rAU by Martin H. Levinson
#Satire
With glaciers melting at record rates, sea levels are rising, which means more water in which to swim and frolic.

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I wish I were making this up
By E. A. Bourland
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I intend to squat naked
in the middle
of the city
and crap so powerfully
that, following a vector,
I blast upward
on a
column
of feces

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https://t.co/l1XhEGT99b by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell

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by Martin H. Levinson
Washington is filled with monuments and buildings that have seen their day and need to go away. Enter Donald Trump, a screw-the-Constitution-man with a let’s-tear-it-all-down-plan, the perfect person to direct such demolition. #Trump