MethuenConfidential

It's a long, long road with many a winding turn that brings us to who knows where.

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The Next Step is Yours
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How to get a City Job in Methuen!
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“You still don’t seem to get it.” It’s about doing your job and getting things back on track for the people of Methuen. It’s not about games or a delicate ego but the priority never seems to be the people’s business.
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The Cops are Robbers.
Let's get something straight...
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Put on your Big Girl pants and do your job.
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Please feel free to submit a request for a full refund on your subscription and we will expedite an immediate reimbursement.

Sincerely,
Carlos P. Danger
Publisher

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@ShibFX We here at Methuen Confidential apologize if the quality of our work today did not meet or exceed your expectations. We strive to maintain the highest standards.

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A full investigation is underway to determine the reasons behind this failure to properly inform and entertain. As is customary in Methuen, we have retained an independent investigator who happens to have been my brothers college roommate.

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Chief J. Solomon "When will it end? When will they stop picking on me?"
It stops when you are walked out of the building and instructed never to return...hopefully in cuffs. You know we have more Joe. We are not stopping. Have a nice weekend!
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We are doing our job. You do yours. Clean it up and call out those who stand in the way.

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If I could advertising Methuen Confidential website I would

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@ValleyPatriot @methuen You need to read more better like they taught at UMASS Lowell or did you drop out before that?

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Should our Sunday Bomb Drop be on Tom Duggan and his "Shady past", scandals, resignations, photos, and more? We would need to put a parental warning on it.
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By popular demand...
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@ValleyPatriot @methuen Maybe Tommy, the Chief, Daryl and the rest of the busted hack brigade can start a support group. They will try to get it taxpayer funded first.

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@ValleyPatriot Tom Duggan is in full meltdown now screaming on line and being rude to those around him. Maybe we put off exposing his "shady past" in the interest of his mental health. He's sooo violent! @Methuen

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Lot's of people asking us to put out the details on Tom Duggan's "Shady past." Ever wonder why he has to work sucking up for ad dollars & no one will hire him? Not with his past! Sicko! #Methuen

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It's Methuen's Craziest Guessing Game...But it's Getting Ugly
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We are rooting for Perry. Will he put up a good fight or will he choke? We'll all be watching.
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Fight or Flight?
Tell Mayor Perry to stand up and fight
Email: [email protected]
Mayor's Office: [phone]
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Two Roads Diverged...
Will you take the road less traveled Mr. Mayor?

The time has come to truly decide. Will you fall prey to the path of convenience or will you be true to your words and (we here still believe) your true intent?
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