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I'm like the square root of -100. Bad thing from Philly. she/her

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@enbysombra @calebsaysthings I bet they were great roommates.

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People: We have a plan!
Dragons: You *had* a plan.

That's my take on everything in #HouseOfTheDragonHBO and #GameOfThrones

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I blame a lot of my petty tendencies on "y'all want a single" by @Korn coming out in my adolescence.

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This morning I did not know what it feels like to loose a constitutional right. Now I do. I am not ok. I am grieving.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

fear of failure can be one of the most debilitating and tragic things. no one is good at anything the first or second or even the fifteenth time they do it, so just get out there and try not to hold yourself to someone else’s definition of success

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It's really fun doing an Excel test for an internship and then realizing 30 seconds after you send it back in that you forgot to use absolute references in ONE formula but used it in every other one.

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Finding employment is a job in and of itself. I want a nap.

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It's so much fun when you're pounding back a whole ass bag of chips and a hard lemonade because you don't like beer or wine like a real adult but you need something to ease the anxiety for 2.5 seconds and then your instagram feed is just like, "Hon. I think you need help."

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I just jokingmy told my husband he would fit in fine with furries because of how hairy he is. He told me that he's not the one sexually attracted to him.
Touché, babe. Touché.

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I really wish TV shows would stop naming characters Alexa so the robot lady who haunts my house will stop yelling at me. Looking at you @FLASHtvwriters.

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@smackmylawup @DoorHinge9 But which one is which?

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@DanaSchwartzzz Steel Magnolias

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Several days ago my husband told me that we have new neighbors so I went outside and introduced myself.... to the people who have lived across the street from us since we moved in 4 years ago. It's 2am and I can't not think about that. Guess I have to move now.

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Pennsylvania: We are the south of the north.
#JustPennsylvaniaThings

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My gag reflex has gotten to the point where not only can I choke on a tic-tac but also I just breathed in heavy on some humid air and almost lost my dinner.

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@Iudex90 @jakej654 @ChrisMetzen I was there in 2010 and it did bother me when it happened. I remember telling some of my guild members that she was right and being told I was being ridiculous. Just because it didn't bother you doesn't mean other people weren't affected by it.

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Slowly falling apart mentally and watching @boburnham on Netflix were not a good combination.

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One month into this marriage and already my favorite thing to do is make my husband question why the fuck he agreed to this.

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It's midway through July and I'm already fantasizing about Fall.

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@USAA That option doesn't exist for disputing a charge. I tried.

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Nothing like calling @USAA last night and getting stuck in a 40 min hold, giving up, calling back the next day at a different time, and getting stuck in another estimated 40 minutes wait. I really don't have time for this.