Richard the Treacherous

dumb idiot in medical school. I like movies n stuff

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

Cardiologists r spiritually identical to plumbers

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

@Liv_Agar Ty for ur World Cup coverage

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

@BootsRiley where do u keep all ur hats. R they in hat boxes? Or do you have a big master stack somewhere. I’ve been thinking about this for months

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

Hey bro wanna dry this drink. I got the recipe from a bottle labeled Poison ☠️

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

Haters of the Rankin/Bass Return of The King have no taste

[VB Knives @Empty_America]

Imagine having grown up as a Paleolithic megafauna hunter and ending your life in this modern world.

It must feel as if your single life spanned millennia.

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

He be grasping that shit like an ortolan

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

@MargBarAmerica Brother, ur turning me into a conspiracy theorist

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

*medical doctors
I would only stoop to fighting PhDs, bc they deserve much more respect

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

They’re trying to kill me in school. I am personally ready to fight about half of the physiology staff and maybe shoot 7 doctors out of a cannon

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

@suchnerve Every time u do this it’s like getting run over by a semi

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

@suchnerve That’s p good actually I never thought about it that way but ur so right. Honk if u like _____ type shit

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

The thing I feel like is missing from the conversation is that from her perspective, nothing has changed. Pre power mark absolutely has the physical strength to kick the shit out of his mother, and if not right then in a year or two with or without powers

[Norman @norman_1z]

The way Mark spoke to his mom here after getting his powers was very disrespectful.

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

@suchnerve “Secular government”

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#justsuitorthings

[☄ @cupagu]

Si tu novio se fue hace 20 años, escuchó el canto de las sirenas, visitó el país de los lotófagos, agredió a un cíclope, y descendió al inframundo, para mí estás soltera.

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

@DomainDead Don’t let small obstacles like that stop you

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

Filmed at my high school lol

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘HEATHERS’ was released 37 years ago.

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

@onionweigher @penguinwolf101 The three genders

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

Who knew that British guy was up to something

[Pubity @pubity]

Scientists in China have discovered the secret ingredient to treating a rare eye cancer: Pig semen.

The pig semen secret formula allowed eyedrops to stop the spread of retinoblastoma in mice, and they hope to start human trials soon.

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

Just accidentally called the Toni Morrison book blue is the warmest color

[Richard the Treacherous @dangerdumbass]

Polish cultural victory

[Hitomi ✨ moved! @danmeifreak]

"NOT MY CIRCUS NOT MY MONKEYS" IS ORIGINALLY A POLISH PHRASE??????????????????????