Danger B

Poet and professional weirdo. Honesty in brevity.

[Danger B @dangeresque3]

Maggie Danger Brown is not your bitch.

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@IsabellaClar7 Who is this comedian?

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@niyetsel .

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@niyetsel .

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I feel like I've been waiting up late at night for a phone call I'll never receive. Like a great wave of disappointment that won't crash.

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@esjesjesj He also wasn’t sending that tweet from Earth the second time around…

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[Danger B @dangeresque3]

Thanks Tycho for spending 769 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Japan - Satin Jackets Remix. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/cEtLY6CHWR

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@OfficialSaskay How do we get that top! Sending so much love ❤️

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Let’s go frolicking because I have been depressed since 2015 and it has been way longer than that since I failed a class like I did today

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@shawtyastrology Pluto in Scorpio (older, not elder, millennial) in my 12th house. Healer vibes? I get suffering, I see it all.

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@bartlemania It’s that and something rude like when the beginning of the pandemic people would come to get their coffee and complain about wearing a mask, when we were REQUIRED to wear one.

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So tired of being told “no one wants to work” while I am working.

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So torn about the recent popularity of witchcraft and related things. When I started studying astrology and tarot, people could still make me cry by saying I smelled bad. Now it’s glamorous and I’m siding with the OG nerds about suffering.

[Danger B @dangeresque3]

Amazon is using Facebook to ruin my life by staring at furniture.

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Smoking room, has potential. For a more blissed out experience. (Consumption of mind altering substances before a treatment is not advised. Please use discretion.)

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Concept: I get really good at Thai massage with a couple other therapists and we open a clinic called “Rock‘n’Roll Massage”.

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Lots of metal af decor.

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Cheesy rock album/posters, optional.

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The receptionists have glam rock inspired dress code.

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You listen to sweet licks in the treatment room.