ALLAN QUATERMANG

I see the buffalo! I see the Indian!! I... Am... The Indian

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

@maryjblige yo my two friends would like to borrow those boots, I swear we won’t ruin them. I love you MjB, I know we can make this work

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

@dominos @pizzahut would never do me this dirty #whydominoswhy

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

@dominos I really just paid $45 and waited an hour for my Hawaiian with jalapeño to be a flat crust with sausage and pineapple? I wouldn’t even tweet if your store answere the phone at 6:45🖕🖕🖕

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Great article written by the man, the myth, the legend Justin Rampy on the importance of content and its role in #SM…https://t.co/zHwGAD6Gp7

[John Curley Center @PSUCurleyCenter]

.@KG_Newms of @TheFanVSN accepted the Curley Center's Award for Excellence in Coverage of Youth Sports today!

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Been in the wilderness for soooo long hello twitter

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Roots Over Branches.

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Your genuine action will explain itself and will explain your other genuine actions. Your conformity explains nothing.

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

I haven't been tweeting at all over this summer but my Drunk Nate Silver tweet from 2012 still racks RTs

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Deutschland uber alles

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Soon I will reject the life of content and data and myriad plethora bullshit and maybe pee outside everyday like a man is supposed to do

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

I stunt and buy out the @spindriftfresh at sprouts so the cashiers know I'm a made man

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

@yungfignewton my girl cops only the finest exfoliates and french face cremes on my dime

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

And it seems that only Made in America products come with a Lifetime Guarantee

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Recently became obsessed with the Lifetime Warranty. I just bought 2 pairs of socks for $40 because the lifetime warranty. Go 'Merica

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

@houstonbarnettg hey dog, JW...do you know any Made-In-America companies that specialize in outdoor equipment?

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Think bout CO every time you hear Merica the Beaut tomorrow

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

Setting up my new hammock via headlamp.

[ALLAN QUATERMANG @dangerwalter]

The Lifetime guarantee is where it's at! CRKT, Darn Tough Socks, and Otterbox are the best

[Sara Thomas @SaraThomas84]

I've hugged a toilet more than I've hugged some of my family members