daniel

he/him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@peepeeegirl for little ole me ?

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@queefbutgay die

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@queefbutgay and if it is…?

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@queefbutgay oh lord i will drive us around whenever im over

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@peepeeegirl literally everyone

[daniel @dangitdangle]

it’s cutely raining on the bus rn

[daniel @dangitdangle]

thank god my parents accept their sad adult gay unemployed son that drinks to escape reality every night

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@queefbutgay but then my battery dies… so what’s the truth what can i even believe anymore

[daniel @dangitdangle]

first nosebleed in forever which perfectly aligns with the folklore i made in my mind 8 years ago that nosebleeds and dead birds bring good fortune and also explains why my summer has been so shit bc no nosebleeds so expect happy tweets soon #runontweet #rambling #idekman

[daniel @dangitdangle]

it is not homophobic to say that ryland grace is a heterosexual

[jury🌙 @dyiingwill]

what's the opposite of baby fever

[daniel @dangitdangle]

because every day is all there is

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@queefbutgay baby why would you do this

[daniel @dangitdangle]

breakup unemployed postgrad summer truly devastating combo

[daniel @dangitdangle]

feeling like emma stone in la la land from the first 80 percent of the movie every day

[daniel @dangitdangle]

found pictures of myself from highschool i feel so sick to my stomach danny you were so mean to yourself

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@peepeeegirl

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@peepeeegirl HAHAHAHAHAH

[daniel @dangitdangle]

sick and tired of an omega verse story explaining what it is in the first chapter WE KNOWWWWWWW

[daniel @dangitdangle]

@peepeeegirl did he give you a lollipop :(