jordan 🍉

i am tired of existing | tr*mp hate account | 29

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

DUN DUN.

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

Watching NBA Finals Game 3 and my mother and father (Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler) are sitting court-side together 🤍

[Brandon Jarvis @Jaaavis]

They did it in a day

[pilly @rutsmoas]

you two better stop this drama now

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

Atp McDonald’s needs to take ice cream off of the menu cuz that shit is never working. EVER.

[greg @mistergeezy]

She understood her assignment 👏🏾

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

"186.3 years"
"You've been together a long time"
"It's not enough"

[frogan @fr0gan]

this is who you’re simping over btw

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

Cat followed the Google Earth camera everywhere 😂

[ali @Ioveisantidote]

you HAD to be there #SuperBowl

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

@ranchm3taphor @isthisabnormall I thought they were official platinum aka dynamically priced tickets? They had $1000 fv tix in the lower bowl????

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

I am undone

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

Circuit City video game Christmas deals in 2007

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Overworked

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

10 years later, I did actually get it tattooed lol

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

I'm getting a tattoo of this and no one can stop me

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

My boyfriend just told me this was AI. FUCK YOU INTERNET

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

This has me in fucking shambles btw

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

CANCEL THE TRIPPP, TURN AROUND RIGHT NOWWW 😭

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

RIP Jim Croce. I know he died in the 70s, but imagine how many more bangers he would’ve made

[bri @fqiralys]

older gen z are progressive, younger gen z arent. simple

[jordan 🍉 @dangjlangg]

Do college kids still take the rice purity test?? Are we losing our ancient texts???