Dan Glasswick

Love Cereal

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@julezmac Just listened to it. On rotation. Twitter history is a double edged sword

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@OrvilleIV First Man On Mars starring the cast of Last Man on Earth. Brother Mike is selected to fly to mars as Earths last astronaut to seek out new places to live. He decides to take the most hardy survivors he knows with him.

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I don’t like Dwayne @TheRock Johnson. Not because he’s a bad guy, more because I like to be a contrarian.

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I wonder if the upside down from Stranger Things is a scary reality for Flat Earthers. #StrangerThings #smarterthings

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@enRoutemag Did they go to Winnipeg?

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.@elonmusk just threw down the AI guantlet. Zuck it Suckerberg! #sciencebeef #Science

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Tonight! Headliner @davidprydejokes w/ @_MarkBennett, @DanGlasswick & host @JordanWelwood! 8:30pm! $10! 416-486-7700 https://t.co/Tc9iPBvbGz

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Tues! @davidprydejokes, @DanGlasswick, @Sheiscleverbro, @TheLeonardChan, @RonSparksJr, @ryanmaglunob, @JordanWelwood https://t.co/Tc9iPBMN59

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@realDonaldTrump who is your best friend ?

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.@springsteen Don't worry. @jennajameson became famous for the things she put in her mouth, not what comes out of it. #stilltheboss

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Photographer: "Make a face like you just murdered someone..."

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I told my gf we are so like Rob and Blac Chyna.
She left me immediately.
I can't tell if this is for real...
Well played Chyna.

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.@Mayor_Bowman I told you if you kept trying to open portage and main to pedestrians I'd leave. Congrats. I'm gone.

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@mattabra12 that's fair Matt. At least it wasn't a gif or a picture 😉

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@lachjaw @Splitsider @SeesoTV just saw this. Congrats man!

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@mattabra12 Matt I bit my tongue on this and didn't say anything because who cares right? But that's a Dalai Llama quote #plagiarism

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@UMFA_FAUM stop using students for your own agenda. Manipulative and unfair.

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@MyUMSU this whole strike is trash. Get back to work

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@kentonlarsen is joke journal focused on words or are gifs and pictures encouraged? #jokejournal

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Based on the professors I had at the UofM I hope they lose the strike. #uofmstrike