Jeffrey De La Cruz

Bearcats, Buckeyes, Bengals, Reds, Blue Jackets, Nuggets

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Look, we have may raised thousands for the Ronald McDonald House Charity and of course I’ll be tipping Miss Maria who has been serving me all evening

….but I’m pretty sure I deserve some hourly pay after this shift I just put in at the Drive Thru Window

[HurtsEm44 @PhillyIn6]

Shoutout to FirstName LastName Offensive Coordinator for the Bengals

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

Wasn't aware Connor Stallions is the new clock operator in Ann Arbor

[Cincinnati Football @GoBearcatsFB]

Welcome home, Trav!

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Haynes to the house.

#CINatPHI on CBS/Paramount+

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

I truly hope that the totally unnecessary Iran war, that is not a war, is truly over and peace is achieved.

It’s been incredible that we beat Iran dozens of times and nearly made peace almost 40 times.

It’s only cost upwards of $50 billion, probably more, part of which was spent bombing a children’s school.

And now hundreds of billions more will be spent to build more weapons to replace all the weapons and ammunition we used in the Iran war that is not a war.

Americans should be grateful to have spent so much of their own money on high gas prices and inflation caused by the war that is not a war that we won dozens of times and almost have had a peace deal for the 40th time.

The noble purpose of this war that is not a war was to free the Iranian people, who have not been freed, from a regime that needed changed and still remains in place.

And most importantly of all things is Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon so that is why we will most likely not be removing the enriched uranium from the facilities buried deep underground that we bombed before and Iran rebuilt because they we bombed them again and it’s too hard to reach even though we are the best and the only ones who could do it.

And the world should be thankful that because this peace deal is almost done for the 40th time, the Strait of Hormuz will now be re-opened just as it was before the war that is not a war.

Most importantly, there will be a $300 billion dollar Iran rebuilding fund that certain super duper special people can donate to and most likely be awarded contracts so they can become even richer and more elite than they already are all to make Iran great again after we bombed them in the war that is not a war.

All of this would never be possible without the Peace President, whom established the Board of Peace and appointed himself the head of the board without term limits, right before he waged the Iran war that is not a war.

Now that he is on the verge of securing peace for the 40th time after defeating Iran dozens of times, he must be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize!

And of course special mention must be made for our greatest ally who never wants peace, continues bombing killing children daily, and is furious that there is now almost a peace deal.

Thankfully their fury at Trump’s audacity to almost make peace is being made known to the American people by their highly funded and most loyal foreign agents, I mean supporters, social media personalities, and Fox News hosts.

And even though they now vigorously criticize the President and disagree with him, they are not called traitors because you only get called a traitor if you go against him on the Epstein files because they are all totally ok with rapists and pedophiles.

But alas, our good friend and greatest ally, should not be too upset, as they are soon to be rewarded with a gift far greater than the nuclear material they stole from our country years ago.

Our very own elected leaders in Congress are going to fuse our own military intelligence and tech with theirs and throw in lots of other goodies that the American people will never be able to undo and do not support in the first place.

This will surely enable our greatest ally to be even more lethal than it already is as it kills countless innocent children and innocent people, imprisons them and rapes and tortures its prisoners, all with a free pass because AIPAC donations steadily flow and Genesis says that you will be cursed if you don’t go along with everything they do even though Genesis wasn’t really talking about our greatest ally.

In conclusion, congratulations to all for almost achieving peace to the war that is not a war, spending hundreds of billions of U.S. tax dollars again for another foreign war, special mention goes to the real insiders who have gamed the market with massive profits from inside information and shout out to friends and family landing highly coveted Gov contracts.

This is what winning looks like you losers!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Never will forget this lesson from Oliver or the time we had on @NBRadioPodcast Thanks for sharing your art and for always being different in the best way possible. See you on the brighter side 🙏🏿

[Taste of Victory @victory_taste]

Imagine playing in your intramural basketball team's tourney and LeBron James shows up.

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@bluewmist Maui Jims

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump posts image portraying himself as Jesus Christ.

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@WhiteHouse How the fuck you put glory be to god on this

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@bennyjohnson Murder murder every day more murder. Civilians, bridges, healthcare facilities, colleges, schools. Getting US military killed. What a month!

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@Nati_Sports It’s Molina and the cards. Number one enemy.

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@BillSimmons lol and the reds went 5/5 against CB

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@WLWT For a joke he made in 2015. Feels like you could put that on the headline. This headline suggests worse.

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@StephenWMyers Middle is common sense gun laws including background checks and safety classes, consider banning automatic. Cracking down on gun shows. “Take all the guns” will never ever happen.

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@arielhelwani Put it on tv bro

[The cfb lliason @realfbllliason]

After the game, Oregon Football equipment staffer went up to D'Angelo Ponds and gave him the ball from his pick 6! What an unbelievable person! That’s what college football is all about!

[Jeffrey De La Cruz @dangles_cole]

@JaeGamez I mean some games are literally 80 hours WITH fast travel. Can’t imagine committing to the bit this hard.