basically it’s dan again

I feel like an ex-con trying to make good

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

when It Happens, we’re going to reach unprecedented levels of Vaughn Meaders being fucked

[Jeff M @goldberg_ebooks]

My personal favorite is the story of Lenny Bruce doing a set the night of the assassination, starting with a long, pensive pause, then saying, “Boy, is Vaughn Meader (famous JFK impersonator) fucked.”

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

Afghan Whigs

[Crispy T 🔥 @CrispyTesticles]

this went on for 10 minutes

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

@GrahamSig Red Green got weird in those later seasons

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

"Christmas Carol adaptation where Scrooge makes salient financial points and everyone who hates him isn't so perfect themselves" is such a cartoonishly perfect movie for the new anti-woke Paramount to greenlight.

[sascha @SaschaAmato]

Tara Reid gives $20 to a dog, 2006

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

I would go so far as to say that no band is this good

[beef @VIOLENCEPRONE]

Death in June is not good enough for you guys to be walking around with totenkopfs on your shirts

[dandan 100/6 @dantbedenied]

this is how neil young would be texting david geffen if they had texting in the 1980s

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

We went from laughing at him to recognizing that we are him

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

Today, America A and America B are united as one

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

This is what we’re gonna replace prisons with

[Chaz Kangas @Chazraps]

As someone who thought this sucked in 2010, it's wild to see people defend it as "you need the context for how vulgar rap was then."

No, it really wasn't. 2010 was such a massively diverse and creative paradigm shift year that Reggie's "point" (which sucked) was very outdated.

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

Heard "Someday, Someway" at Acme #powerpoplife

[Just4entertainment @here4choas]

'Hold on what you know about that Project Pat....let me find out u a real 🥷"

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

hold up…

[cole @juul_survivor]

I’ve always thought it was so sweet that they are sharing a chip

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

If I had AMC A-List I would be sleeping in all the movies

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

RIP to the eternally great Screaming Mad George. Every time I bemoan the loss of goopy, disgusting VFX, I’m usually picturing one of his creations. Nobody better.

[basically it’s dan again @danglyleg]

I think the most sensible thing to do in this situation is to dig up Dobby’s body and bury it someplace else. Or cremate it, throw it in the sea, just leave him out, etc.

[Irish Examiner @irishexaminer]

Harry Potter fans force relocation of cable linking Ireland and UK to avoid Dobby's 'grave' https://t.co/M3STVdnOVW

[☭ fuck trump fuck biden too 🌹 @wrappingline]

AOC isn't talking about microaggressions and language policing, she's talking about the moderate and real structural demand to defund the police and factual statements like "the police are a racist institution"

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

the boundless optimism this camel must have to believe that the next lemon will be sweet