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35 years young. Coin collector. Mole terminator.

"What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate." -some guy

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@NotPrezoh @PoorlyAgedStuff limp bizkit is the greatest band of all time

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@utahjazz Did you know that Karl Malone didn't want to be drafted 13th overall? Google "Karl Malone 13" to find out more!

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@utahjazz Did you know that Karl Malone didn't want to be drafted 13th overall? Google "Karl Malone 13" to find out more!

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@TheRoyalSerf You're invited to Kolob brother

[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

Remake. Rebirth. 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

Spring 2027.

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@blazerwagon Bro we traded him for an 11 million dollar all star

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@onlykiriko It's not bricking hardware, it's literally just firmware detection and blocking. I still have a lot of issues with Vanguard and would never install it, but this is not bricking by any means

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Country singer David Allan Coe has died at 86. https://t.co/cwBgndFYmH

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@summoningsalt does the train comes down the track every 21 frames

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@HANS3NYANG They don't get deni. They get their future back and salary that's it

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@503Ute Yes.

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

I didn't have a PlayStation as a kid, so I didn't play FF7 until well into adulthood. I have no nostalgia for it and no clouded childhood memories of it, and I still think it's one of the most beautiful RPGs ever made. Square-Enix showed massive conceit by remaking it.

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@Theejake3 @BeratStuff larper detected

[James “jchensor” Chen @jchensor]

@Super__Yan That’s good. I’ve often been attracted to women taller than me. Haha. And seriously, one tall girl I liked I thought she’d never go after a short, fat, Asian guy like me. She ended up with a shorter and fatter than me Asian guy. I’m so stupid. LOL!

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@KaiSchwemmer White boy pulls up the spot and orders dulce pastel de papas in perfect castellano, gets invited to the asado

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@Sekhemil @crimsonruinz It's almost as if the title of the game is wordplay 🔥

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

It has a talent for singing, and its song is beautiful

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@StrictlyBlazers @Izzfuent3s23 @blazers_palace Yes, actually. You have control over the fate of your picks (tanking), and other teams will actively try to not tank if you have their picks

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

Did you know that GitHub was created by Linus Torvalds, the creator of Arch?

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

The planet will belong to Zillennials. Sooner than any of us expect.