Dan Godfrey

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@WestHam_Central Got a couple of championship badges from next years Tottenham kit I don’t need anymore if you want them?

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@Copper1983 @WorcsWarriors @SaintsRugby @ChrisAshton1 Can’t believe I’m hearing the widow maker saying this. #firsttweetintwoyears

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@asmerriman @B_Fisky He’d be tickled on the nose by pubes first

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@Joey7Barton the old saying of apple and tree springs to mind https://t.co/roVds3IAFq

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@asmerriman Poor lad hasn’t got his guide dog to help him

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@StanCollymore Ooooo look at me trying to stay relevant. Go and watch yourself in basic instinct 2.

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@SonyUK hi, how long does it take for a reply from [email protected] regarding my broken tv.

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@ClChrislynch88 Oh Ireland, you’ll always be Britain’s thick as pig shit uncle!

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@GeorgeAylett Mummy Aylett has only taken anal under a conservative government. Here’s to the next 4 years! 🍆🍑💦

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@lilyallen Back at ya!

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@piersmorgan Are you going to apologise to Britian for being a jeb end?

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@asmerriman @Copper1983 @TugWilson3 Wish I had 3 wanks?

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@robbiemills15 @RonJichardson One of the greatest duets of all time. Me and you that is, not Freddie and Montserrat Caballé

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@deadmau5 @nomadicrevery @elisjames humble brag?

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@A_Cops2 @taffla08 no head shaving. My pubes on the other hand.

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@lilyallen getting women out the house and marching?

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@parcelforce sent

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@parcelforce apparently tried to deliver my parcel at 9:56 when I was at home and left no card! How do I get my parcel?

[Dan Godfrey @dangodfrey22]

@taffla08 @lilyallen had to take my socks off to work it out