honey lavender lad

writer // cereal boi // esoterica enjoyer ♌️♌️♏️

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

@rawrica omg welcome

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

life’s really all about rocks and water huh

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

easy money

[あいえふˣˣˣ @ugrxxx_x]

新学期始まったのにコミュ障過ぎてこれ

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

realizing i like outfits with lots of loose dangling straps/strings/cords/etc. because it makes me feel like a Puppet in Exile

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

mixing creatine with mountain dew voltage that expired in 2023 #beastmode #imafraid

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

The Summer I Turned Highly Agentic

[nagi𓅫⸒⸒ @_narwhal____]

人のいない水族館、どちらが展示されてる側なのか分からなくなる

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

pole update

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

fav local landmark has gotta be the pole by the party store where everyone puts their price stickers

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

every day instagram shows me an ad for a new brand of breathable barrel-legged linen pants and let me just say: job well done by the targeted marketing guys. they found their guy, nailed me in one. 360 no-scoped the target demo

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

why is nobody talking about this

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

handwriting analysis is so funny, they got my man lowercase t doing the marge krumping

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

i love you @sugar_plant happy new @sugar_plant day

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

still thinking about the ominous “Gorilla” page on the local singing telegram website

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

today, my last remaining sealed can of original Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel ruptured, spilling its sticky citrus ichor and functionally departing from this world just 17 years, 8 months, and 5 days after its expiration date

goodbye, old friend

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

[gesturing to my home water carbonator] care for a little liquid velvet?

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

doing my own research

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

@trumanbryd @agvsfilm @NewNordlinger seconding this please 🙏

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

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