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[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

me watching the guy at subway make the subs

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me: *never talks to crush*

Crush: *starts dating someone else*

Me:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla blows haha

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is going to develop a quiet, electric leafblower

[ugh @swaggiestag]

Me realizing i have no idea what my friend just said:

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: That’s crazy

[Jack Lnx @jack_lennox99]

Dug hates that window wiper

[RetcH @RetcH07BIX]

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I BE TRIPPIN BUT THEN WHEN I REALLY THINK ABOUT IT I AINT EVEN TRIPPIN

[Jen Ruggirello @jenrigatoni]

All this time Ariana grande was actually the one with big dick energy

[vuhsace @vuhsace]

Instead☝🏽 of asking🧐❓ for a pic📸📲 of her body🧖‍♀️👀🙈🙄ask🤲 for a pic📸 of the book📔📖 she’s👸🏿 reading.📖👀 Buy it,💳💸 text📲 her the pic.📸 Have a book club📚👥 date🌹👫 & converse.🗣 Turn↩️ the pages🗒 of her mind🧠 💭📖📚

[vuhsace @vuhsace]

Time really slows down when you don’t nut.... November has felt like 3 years

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

post nut clarity is far stronger than any force this planet has ever experienced

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Hey guys, it’s chapped lips season. Quick reminder that girls like manly men, so remember to not use chapstick. If your lips are dry, just keep licking those bad boys. A large, painful, inflamed red ring around your lips is one of the best ways to instantly boost your sex appeal

[dan @danharnden807]

I think about this everytime i re-watch

[Teanna Trump @TeannaTrump]

If she top you off till you nut keep her ..a lot of females can’t do that