Dan Davies

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@fesshole

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin One does not simply walk up the oche to Mordor….

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin Except it won’t be because if it was they wouldn’t be doing it. Not especially a fan but Tesco have some savvy people working for them.

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@CrawfordLi64435 @BBCNews This is the biggest load of rubbish I’ve read in a long, long time.

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin Shake yourself!

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin *more* creative. I concede you might have a point but what we got was still pretty damn good.

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin Ditto the murine level of effort it takes to detach a bottle cap if it really bothers you that much.

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@RobSchneider If God’s so infallible, why did he create a fucking idiot like you?

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@fesshole Love that sign off - ‘My throne in Hell awaits…’ I reckon all Fessholers should rise to that challenge and post that as a suffix to what they’ve done that will get them there.

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin Yeah but there was all that interesting stuff they did with flat rivets on the Spitfire and gluing split peas on to them and eliminating them area by area that enabled them to increase the top speed by 22mph!

You can google this btw!

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin What if you’d rather discuss your ailments with someone who’s done some medical training, rather than an MS Office course?

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@Gazarelda @anon_opin Image-conscious vampires groom each other. Well known fact.

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@cb_doge This fucking arsehole doesn’t have a clue what’s actually going on…

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@JStaceyfarms @DaleVince I’m no fan of his, but he’s not even within touching distance of Thatcher on that front…

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@cb_doge Maybe the people who hold this info have, quite rightly it seems, flagged you as the person who could be least trusted with this paradigm-altering info?

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin I mean, you’re right… but you have to wonder what has prompted most human cultures to worship sky daddies….

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@anon_opin I mean, even Begbie was a shit Begbie…

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@HouthiFakisAlis @anon_opin I mean…. It’s right there… but I kind of don’t want to draw your attention to it because I don’t want to get into a conversation with you.

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@HouthiFakisAlis @anon_opin I wasn’t claiming that you didn’t ardently hold your views, just that you’d set yourself up as a spokesperson for SWales valleys ex-mining communities, and I’d hate for people to think you’re representative of that, which you’re not.

[Dan Davies @danhenrees]

@HouthiFakisAlis @anon_opin South wales valleys also, and would hazard a guess that most other inhabitants would categorise your standpoint as absolute fucking bullshit.