Dan

#PUSB

[Dan @danhessien]

@FITNESS__WINS wife’s pregnancy weight loss in only 6 months. Very proud. (No magic weight loss jabs!)

[Dan @danhessien]

@Point__Pop @Rud_lizard just consider it

[Dan @danhessien]

@CoventryCityFC Is that @JoshPughComic voice I hear??

[Dan @danhessien]

@ouilizard @Rud_lizard recreate this

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ Coventry City have agreed deal to sign Ghana midfielder Caleb Yirenkyi from FC Nordsjælland!

Fee worth €27m plus €3m add-ons, as @F_Abolhosseini reports.

[Dan @danhessien]

@nocontextfm1 @Rud_lizard

[Dan @danhessien]

@Ohlala @jessjelfs

[Dan @danhessien]

@kevlondon4 @Rud_lizard

[Dan @danhessien]

@J_K_Rangers @Rud_lizard

[Dan Thom(P)son @Dannohermano]

@MonsterMcD little bit of Amenda in my life
little bit of Milan down the side
little bit of Hajis all I need
little bit of Bobby is all I see
little bit of Tatsu in the sun
little bit of Tchamou all night long
little bit of Onyeka, here I am
Captain Grimesy is our man

RUDONIS NUMBER 5

[Dan @danhessien]

@messedupfoods @Rud_lizard

[Dan @danhessien]

@TheLaikYobaz Thanks for circling it 👍🏽

[Dan @danhessien]

@Suiiiii69ii @Butlins Scummy @Butlins don’t give a fuck. Partly responsible for the death of the British holiday.

[Dan @danhessien]

Wow @Butlins in Minehead. Rooms hadn’t been cleaned, rubbish, food and human waste all over. Went to complain and my dad (who’s bday it is) was threatened to be removed for complaining. Room now cleaned but too late to leave as travelled 6hrs

[Dan @danhessien]

@Butlins Assume Minehead didn’t influence this because the place is like Chernobyl

[Dan @danhessien]

@Butlins Tell Billy to help the cleaners coz no rooms are ever cleaned. Disgusting customer service.

[Dan @danhessien]

@Butlins No thanks. Place is a dive.

[Dan @danhessien]

@Butlins Yes but there’s piss on the carpets in rooms guys

[Dan @danhessien]

@Suiiiii69ii @Butlins Just seen you had same problem. @Butlins don’t give a fuck. Mrs has already uploaded up multiple social media platforms, in excess of 50k views. Hopefully some higher ups see it.

[Dan @danhessien]

@Suiiiii69ii @Butlins Oysters Quay. Many families having same issue. Some people ended up leaving and getting hotels 20 miles away

[Dan @danhessien]

@jimamaulysses STFU