Dan Hillman

butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🗣️ Thomas Tuchel: "At the moment, no regrets. The team gave everything, and we were VERY, VERY close. I think we deserved to be up 1-0. We played one of our better matches, maybe the best match in the circumstances. The team was top; we couldn't bring it over the line. At the moment, no regrets." (BBC)

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

If Lee Dixon was commentating at my funeral, I’d get out of my coffin and kill myself

[JunkItUp 🌴 @_Junk_]

Great, now I can't attack for 3 turns this is bullshit wtf

[Swedish House Furniture @UkuleleKev]

Not seeing Marinakis in his seat is terrifying. It’s like seeing the broken electric T-Rex gates in Jurassic Park.

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

Still have no idea

[Santi @PeakSxnti]

They had no idea what they were going to Achieve together.

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

@CFC_Christo1 @ChelseaFC @TheChelseaForum He can’t kick a ball properly

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

Good evening everyone except if you stand directly in front of a train door when people are trying to get off

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

@TheEuropeanLad 1. Henry
2. Rooney
3. Salah
4. de Bruyne

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

@footballtweet 2013

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It’s out. We’re off. Thank you for watching. You helped keep me off the streets.

[. @IddieL27]

The only thing that matters, remembering these angels and supporting the families.
Ignore the outside noise and nonsense.

[Dan Stacey @DanStacey03]

As inevitable as it is boring. The Premier League is everything we laugh at Ligue 1 and, prior to this season, the Bundesliga for being. They’ll win it for another five in a row

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

Football is full of bots now

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

⏱️ 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘:

🔵 Man City 😴-😴 Arsenal 🔴

Christ, that was boring. #MCIARS

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

Worst bias ever

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

I just can't speak anymore....tackle liked Ederson does there in the middle of the pitch and that's a red. It's reckless, out of control and studs up. But because it 's a keeper fine..

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

Does this bloke know it’s a derby? What a meathead

[BBC Sport Manchester @BBCRMsport]

"You certainly shouldn't be celebrating when you're mid-table"

Ian Evatt criticised some of celebrations, after Wigan Athletic beat his Bolton side 1-0 at the DW Stadium.

🎧 Listen to the full interview: https://t.co/I6SPzpCsWc

#BWFC #WAFC #bbcfootball

[Dan Hillman @danhillman__]

😂😂😂

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Was penalty the right decision?

Let us know your thoughts 💭

#BBCFACup #WIGMUN 💭

[COPA90 @Copa90]

Good afternoon. We're still thinking about Peter Løvenkrands' dog's unfulfilled potential...