Dan Holsenback

Padres fan since 1969. Retired trial lawyer (37-0).

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If I were president my first act would be to issue an executive order declaring opening day a national holiday. (And no teams would play on the eve of Opening Day; that would be in the order too.) ⚾️

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@BBGreatMoments Posey is first ballot HOF: 3 WS Championships; 1 MVP; 1 GG (because, Molina — but 4-time GG finalist); 5 Silver Sluggers; 7-time ASG; career .302 batting average; retired at 34 after his last season where he led Giants to 107 wins & leading all catchers in metrics. Absolute lock.

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@T_Nation Hands down the Power Squat plated-loaded machine: perfectly replicates the back squat without danger for a compromised spine. Can load it up safely and hammer quads. 👍🏼

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@BBGreatMoments Ted Williams, Barry Bonds, and Ken Griffey, Jr.

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@T_Nation Caffeine is an effective performance enhancing drug.

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@OleTimeHardball Aaron instead of Mays to keep them in position. All my 5 played D too.

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@OleTimeHardball True. Along with Ichiro, Winfield, Gwynn, and of course, Mays.

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@BoxtheBase @dannybarrand_ @TooMuchMortons_ Preller! 🤣🤣🤣

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@GordonDanning @CLE_RichSports @HawkEmDownChris Did you see him play?

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@HawkEmDownChris Rodney Harrison

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@TooMuchMortons_ I read that Padres hitters were coached to let the ball come as deep as possible before swinging. If so, great approach if facing a soft tosser, but stupid as hell approach against 100 mph+.

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@JerrodBR @Uber_Support But I did not make an offer and I tip generously, so it’s an Uber mgmt thing? If so, sucks for drivers and riders.

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@Uber_Support Your algorithm matched a driver miles away for an airport trip, causing a 40-min pickup delay. Missed my flight because of this service failure. Your app chatbot is completely looping and web portal says 'no trips to display'. I need a supervisor to DM now.

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@CLE_RichSports @HawkEmDownChris That’s a clown comment, bro. 🤡 Ichiro is the greatest RF of all time, better than Clemente. 3,000 hits though he debuted in MLB at 27. Lifetime .300.

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@uscfan981 Mostly a solid list except for the omission of Buster Posey who was the most complete catcher of his generation.

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@Zippy_TMS @theBeerkid69 I think Andujar was playing injured but not mentioning it because baseball.

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OBAMA: $1.7 billion to reduce Iranian uranium stockpile for 98% and cap enrichment at 3.67%

TRUMP: $23 billion for just a commitment to TALKS about uranium and nuclear program.

This isn’t a deal.
Trump surrendered.

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@padresguy538746 @TALKINFRIARS @SnoopDawkins1 @TooMuchMortons_ Ah, the perspective of 25 years.
Sincerely,
Padres Fan Since 1969

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Padres fan since 1969. No winning seasons until I was 20. All those teams were more entertaining than the 2026 Padres.

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@BBGreatMoments #11 Enzo Hernandez — Padres

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@TooMuchMortons_ Every player has the same swing. Baseball didn’t used to have cookie cutter swings and we saw more hits and baseball was more entertaining. It is not all the pitchers — the one size fits all approach to hitting bears much responsibility.