Dan

I don't need this kind of positivity in my life. he/him

[Dan @danhoumous]

@AntonioPah96013 Tell me you know nothing about Scotland without telling me you know nothing about Scotland 🙃

[Dan @danhoumous]

@Inselaffe76 Troon fast ferry (2hrs to Larne) was ideal but Glasgow or Greenock is crazy

[Dan @danhoumous]

@dosegenderos @frozenaesthetic Biffy Clyro have a great song which clears this up “born on a horse”

[X∀NDER @_xvndr_]

Gworls: wow you're both gay, Xander will love you, Ugliest Person At The Club

Guys: My 6'3 friend likes short skinny dudes with dark hair and fat asses. He is also 6'3 and has a degree. Did I mention he's tall?

[Dan @danhoumous]

@clthreeoneeight @usmanakhtar00 If they’d prompted as Lord Malcolm Offord, watch that “understand problems facing Scotland” number plummet

[Dan @danhoumous]

@Bigdognft1 @journalismtips @robprogressive I think that was the point being made. Taxes pay for stuff

[Dan @danhoumous]

@MirabelTweets1 Too much baggage. Can’t see it

[Dan @danhoumous]

@lltbr123 @PolitlcsUK @thetimes So they don’t have to pay people childcare costs

[Dan @danhoumous]

@aaronlikesstuff @Angeriavm This is the only correct answer

[Dan @danhoumous]

@GaraidhM @GerryHassan This is true but the opposition is so fractured it’s hard to see them not sweeping up a lot of constituencies by default

[Dan @danhoumous]

@theonlynaomy You are my favourite so far! So funny and charming. This is an amazing and stacked cast as well so it’s even harder to stand out but I will defend you to the end🤙

[Dan @danhoumous]

@TheTraitorsUS Monet/Maura alliance please. I’d love to see these two interact a lot

[Dan @danhoumous]

@MillsysView @jimthegiant Proportional representation wasn’t on the ballot though as AV isn’t a form of PR. Clegg caved to the conservatives and put AV on the ballot instead of a true PR option so really we’ve never had the opportunity to vote on it in a referendum

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

"There are no Amish with autism"

There are

"Vaccines aren't tested against placebo"

They are

"MMR has never been studied as a possible cause of autism"

It has. It's not the cause.

I apparently need to say this stuff over and over and over and over again.

And again.

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Here’s the thing about the criticism of Louis Theroux: all he did was let them speak for themselves. That’s it.

[Zane @zanecaspersz]

• Voluntarily got off the train
• Put Leanne and Joe in their place at the round table
• Gave the best opera performance in a mission
• Wants to give his winnings to charity in honour of his brother

He IS our winner
#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[ryan @RyanS_UK]

no one:

my sims on the phone to each other:

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[rose @wynrosei]

weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that

[Michael Jack Byrne @MichaelJackByrn]

Irish people being interviewed for the Exit Poll.

#GeneralElection #GE24 #exitpoll #GeneralElection2024