Dan Hoyes

Not tweeting anymore. Find me on other social media.
I callus myself in the pursuit of happiness.
Musician. Northerner in London. #gtfc

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Something to pass the time in lockdown. Recorded a few weeks ago. https://t.co/ixeTzEMRpB

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@BBCNews For those questioning where the money comes from - over the last decade or so, inflation and UK tax receipts have gone up rapidly. So this isn't a pay rise. They are taking a proportionately larger slice from an expanding pie. And a deserved one at that.

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@gospelsongsng @christiancalgie I don't think struggling for the English translation was the issue here...

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@RichardJMurphy Reform standing this time took votes away from both Labour and the Tories. It's not a fair comparison. But I agree they failed to win hearts - low turnout shows this

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@MikeyMcMahon Correct decision 🤷🏻‍♂️ (although a bit too slow)

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@ChrisStoneTV @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Unbelievable incompetence. This deserves far more attention

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@DianneBancroft @ProfTimBale He didn't even pick a 'vetting company' https://t.co/Jwnt0Dngt5

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@glastobation @Callum_Gray97 @glastonbury Bicep this year could be busy

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@dantracey1983 A six syllable surname - versus a one syllable, fairly uncommon/distinctive first name

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@FullFact Speaking of which @FullFact - couldn't it be legitimate that Labour are using actual OECD data? Which does confirm it. I can't seem to find your OBR data, but more of it must be estimated than you say. I'm self employed, and have no idea how much tax I need to pay for 23/24 yet.

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@FullFact Needs an international comparison for the stat to mean anything. The average OECD country has been able to grow it's tax burden by a massive 37% since 1965. Natural (and necessary) for burdens to grow, and UK is below average compared to similar economies. https://t.co/xoLtM4xirs

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@NME Except we don’t get Hulu in the UK, so all you’ve told us is the US release date…

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@MikeyMcMahon Been a long season...

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@MikeyMcMahon Perhaps, but consensus is that it's generally easier to pull off a shock in one match than two.

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@MikeyMcMahon Fair. Personally, I won't miss them from an entertainment point of view - but do agree the way it's been done isn't right.

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Oh we were kids back then 🤷‍♂️ It recently occurred to us that any trace of Flight School has long since been deleted from streaming services. So here it is... the greatest hits collection that literally no one had asked for 😂 https://t.co/DMoq8aJIpg

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If you're a fan of football and incredible comebacks, this is such a great watch - even for a neutral. Up on Amazon Prime now. Episode 3 contains one of the most incredible games I've ever seen. Nice one @JackSpringFilm https://t.co/9gmkLmi08d

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After his touching tribute to Frank Beckenbauer goes viral,  Joey Barton questions how many women would be able to name other legendary players like John Cruyff, Robert Baggio and Derek Maradona

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@LloydGriffith @2jonkershaw @DN35GTFC @MattWoodsSE18 Oh good call 😂