Lil' Chipotle

I didn't invent swag, but I'm still pretty cool. Watch The Tweets.

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

@MsDannah I’m bout to report you, terrorist!

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I’m gonna take it back old school and say “Click...Dial Tone”...when I ceremoniously hang up in someone’s face. This new age way of expressing disgust with emojis and/or dead air ain’t getting my point across.

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

Gotta learn from Jada and Will. because telling me my pussy worn and all my exes used me during the heat of an argument gonna stick with me forever...even when I let you back up in this wornout 🙀. Learn to walk away sometimes.

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

@Maxwell3278 @dubbldp Trying to live!

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

We all sex workers...technically

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Totally not shocked...it’s how I expect him to feel. As an old head and as a white guy.

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

Older white guy just sat next to me at the bar...yes I’m already at a bar...said in response to the Kavanaugh hearings on the tv.. “Hell we were all raping and touching each other in late 70s/early 80s. He did nothing wrong.”

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

@BASSicallyB I barely remember myself lol

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@BASSicallyB 😳

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

#WhiteMenLivesMatter

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We need to ban together and bully the mom. It’s only right.

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

@ThickHERbell I really really really don’t want to...Trump and the men be looking men’s warehouse like shit though

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

Pains me to admit this...but Melania has style. Why the hell they got little Barron wearing Trump’s old suits #doe? 🙄

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

I think my pizza stuck in traffic.

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Court been going through it today

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@xHollywoodCourt I think that’s where we first met....

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

@LeeTRBL Your memory sooo good....

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@LeeTRBL By “peaceful” and “pure”...I meant full of hookah and vodka. Ain’t nothing changed this way. Smh.

[Lil' Chipotle @dani_does_]

@LeeTRBL Here. Just been trying to live a nice, pure, peaceful life. Lol.