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[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[Mike Payton @AtoZ_Payton]

I’m just gonna say it, the Lions would have beat this Chiefs team.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If Mahomes got hit like this dude woulda gotten the death penalty

[dani @dani_janowicz_]

between the tiktok ban and the lions please don't talk to me for the next week

[user @user0000O0]

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[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Ohio State players seem very upset that Michigan planted its flag at midfield.

Might I suggest … winning? Seems like a great way to deter that from happening.

[dani @dani_janowicz_]

sometimes life is going alright and other times a hair dryer starts smoking and exploding in your hands

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[rue🌿 @Ruesavatar]

My sister described ozempic to me and uh, forgive me, but it kinda seems like they managed to manufacture anorexia.

[dani @dani_janowicz_]

active bomb threat while working in the hospital today was not on my 2024 bingo card

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Breaking up with someone u never dated should be on 1000 ways to die

[capyzara @poisonwithana]

So like financially speaking I can't do June anymore

[cassidy @casharole]

How am I supposed to break my own heart now??

[dani @dani_janowicz_]

twitter is pointless now that likes are private

[trash jones @jzux]

so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww

[v @Oimaclav]

nvm i wasted my time. where da hoes at

[frank ocean lyric bot @urgfsmeftalspas]

why cant my career pursue me instead

[dani @dani_janowicz_]

@casharole no