👠Dani-ellie👑

[👠Dani-ellie👑 @dani_simerley]

@katyannlynn ….hey Katy, what’s up?

[Icona @iconawrites]

It’s very creepy how some people are saying Turning Red is “inappropriate for kids” because it talks about periods. I was 11 when I had my first period. It was part of my childhood.

The biological reality of little girls should not be a taboo.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“We need you back in the office” trust me you don’t. I am very annoying

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

It’s embarrassing how much my will to live is DIRECTLY connected to the weather.

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

So much of adult life can be measured in manic two week bursts where you decide you’re a salad person and depressive two week bursts where your fridge is overflowing with rotting produce.

[Buzzy Cohen @buzztronics]

Do you also look at the menu of the restaurant you're going to for dinner at 11:00am to figure out what you are going to eat in 8 hours or are you normal?

[👠Dani-ellie👑 @dani_simerley]

“Reputation” by Sara Shepard. Read by Lisa Flanagan, Allyson Ryan, Phoebe Strole, Brittany Pressley, & Karissa Vacker. #Booksin22 #audiobook

I think 5 switches was too many. Could have done 3 & made the same points. Also all similar female voices so I was confused.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

y’all stop tweeting that you haven’t read a book since high school, you are hurting Dolly Parton

[👠Dani-ellie👑 @dani_simerley]

I didn’t realize I’d been at Moe’s so long (ten years since I started college), but I still call it an Earmuff when I get a rice bowl. It’s now a Homewrecker Bowl I guess?

[Moe's Southwest Grill @Moes_HQ]

The real ones remember.

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Are you telling me there are people who return home from a trip and unpack their suitcase that day instead of slowly across weeks or months as they remember they need something out of it

[👠Dani-ellie👑 @dani_simerley]

“When the Sky Fell on Splendor” by Emily Henry. Read by Amara Jasper. #booksin22 #audiobook

I finished this book last week and could not tell you what it was about.

[👠Dani-ellie👑 @dani_simerley]

Oh! Aliens and reincarnated spirits because of aliens and the main characters were teenagers so I guess YA science fiction.

[👠Dani-ellie👑 @dani_simerley]

“The Rains” by Gregg Hurwitz. Read by Todd Haberkorn. #audiobook #booksin22

Eh. Zombie books aren’t really my thing. Also this is a series and I don’t have the energy.

[grace @gracievdaniel]

after bingeing never have i ever, sex lives of college girls, and the mindy project back to back i think it’s safe to say i only trust worlds @mindykaling has created

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

I don’t “have a terrible memory” I’m simply an unreliable narrator

[M. @___maariaa___]

i wish iMessage had a “sent with attitude” option

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

mr. collins flirting: I have the patronage of women you couldn't even dream of

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

shout-out to everyone who got mysteriously bullied in school for seemingly no reason and now as an adult you're finding out you're on the spectrum

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

me: did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

Icarus: if you bring that up one more time—

[Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd]

I don't know who on the "What We Do in the Shadows" production team found "You're Dead" and made it the theme song but good God what a find