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[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

@Hannahsk @jordannallison Gone but never forgotten

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

my fall plans the delta variant

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

@KarArnett Good luck!!!

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

@KarArnett @chris_benware Can we just schedule 2pm Teams meetings everyday for a virtual snack break?

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

When Shania Twain says “Let’s go girls” I could kick a door down

[kfriis @kristenfriis]

someone explain how they can cut the mic during the oscars when ppl ramble but not for this

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

I just received our 4 year anniversary card from Mitch via paper airplane

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

My show of choice has changed from house hunters to survivor and I think that says a lot

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

How many times is too many times for your neighbors fire alarm to go off?

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

The hardest part of a peloton ride is being forced to stare at instructors lip sync at me and only me

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

Days since a car has driven towards me on a one-way road: 0

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Some of y’all have never been to Flavortown, but that’s none of my business... 😂

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

@KarArnett #2 when you leave me for a meeting #1 when you come back!

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

@KarArnett It’s only 9am you’re screwed

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

ғʟᴀᴠᴏʀᴛᴏᴡɴ in ʙʟᴀᴢᴇʀᴛᴏᴡɴ!

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

H-E-B named top grocery store in the country https://t.co/ZdD4KWVekB

[dani_torrey @dani_torrey]

It’s 2020 and I’m still mad about the old Verizon guy switching to Sprint

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Exercise bike not included. #AviationGin

[HGTV @hgtv]

@netflix Does the carpet match the drapes?