Danita.Michelle

poet, friend, lover of dad jokes, tweeter of nonsense

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

This beef really started and ended with Kendrick on a certified banger dissing Drake. Never thought I’d see the day.

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

The fact that we have to drink water every day does not sit right with me. I feel Iike I never have enough

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My birthday is coming up and I keep reminding myself I’m not gonna get a call/voicemail from my dad saying “helllllooooooo?? Dan-it-da??”

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

I hate when people say “bago” instead of bagel.

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I made it through my father’s funeral today. I have flowers, and a flag, an obituary, and so many affirmations of my dad’s coolness, charisma, humor, style…

The only thing I don’t have is the only thing I want: to be able to call my dad to tell him how great the celebration was

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

@JoshuaPHilll This should be illegal

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Running this back cuz I cackled at the thought

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Me and @brandnewDAWNing 😂😂😂

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@JohnnyAdachi It you!!

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I really hope @McDonalds starts to fail rapidly and drastically until they bring back the snack wrap. Where is lil B when you need him??

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

Same. @CashApp @CashSupport what’s going on fam?

[NANCY SPUNGEN @_WhoisKhadija]

@CashApp why i can’t log in ? Y’all having system troubles or something

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

@brandnewDAWNing you ghostwriting tweets now sis?

[$plah¡❤️‍🔥 @BabyScoop_]

If we walking together just know imma bump into u cus I can't walk in a straight line

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

Me *a 31 year old non-athlete* - I still dunk on people in doorways. There is no hope 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Johnny Adachi @JohnnyAdachi]

@LethalShooter__ I’m 33 going on 34. PRETTY sure ima do it till the grave. 🤷🏽

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

This you? @brandnewDAWNing

[KHAILA JAI @_babykhai]

Yeah I got food at the house, but Chick-fil-A already got they food cooked

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Dear @Target,

I really miss the Project 62 Opal passion fruit and amber scent. It’d be lovely if y’all could run that back one time

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

@brandnewDAWNing Me too

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@brandnewDAWNing Woke up thinking about him today too

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@brandnewDAWNing @Thedirtydeity You could come to GA with me

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@brandnewDAWNing @Thedirtydeity No like, real soon

[Danita.Michelle @dani_unspoken]

I’m definitely getting a couple haus of sy round logo bags this year. “Believe it!!”