Dani Ayla

mother of 2

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

How am I spending time in isolation you ask ?! Trying to convince my daughter to let me dress her up as @jvn from @QueerEye because they’re both unicorns?! Of course I am ! At least she let me dress her up as a unicorn though!

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Starting a petition to get @whatbarrysdone his spice blend badge back !! 🤦🏼‍♀️ Nothing to do with the fact my boyfriend has threatened to stop watching @sortedfood 😂🤦🏼‍♀️because he now is saying “Barry is being bullied for being the best” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Does anyone else feel like when McDonald’s staff say “and anything else?” They are fat shaming you😂🤦🏼‍♀️ like yes bitch I know it’s only me in the car but I’m ordering enough for a small family! Deal with it 😂😂 @McDonalds #imhungry

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

@chesterzoo my four year old for home schooling had to write a letter to a zoo to ask for an animal and she wanted to write to you.

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

@chesterzoo my four year old for today’s homeschooling had to write to a zoo to ask for an animal and she decided she wanted to write to you to ask for a flamingo. 😍

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

I heard “lead the celebrations” my first thought was “chocolate ??”

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

I wonder why my child never eats I just caught her going upstairs with a bagel, a pack of crisps and two chocolate bars and called it snack and when I said would you like me to make you lunch instead she said not yet you said shout you when I want lunch I haven’t shouted yet 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Did anyone else’s alexia’s devise get pissed off at Jamie from @sorted asking to turn the kettle on 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Don’t think my 4 year daughter 100% understands team sports as she got very upset by @LUFC five nil win because @Patrick_Bamford did not score the goal thinking that meant he lost and he is her favourite character.

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

You know how some restaurants and stuff do reusable cups with their baranding on ! I want an McDonald’s one . @McDonalds @McDonaldsUK

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

So I bought my daughter a hot chocolate cone and Raindeer food (basically raw oats) for Christmas Eve and she’s just confessed to opening them up and eating them. I don’t know why but I’m finding it hilarious she snacked on coco powder and raw oats.

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Watching Uncle Rodgers newest video when my 4 year old asks why the Camera man (@MrNigelNg) and Uncle Rodger look them same ! Uncle Rodger is now like Santa, we acknowledged similarities and moved on 😂😂 she’ll never know.

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

When you can hear your partner tell your daughter to shout down and say “mummy is a dirty girl” but she shouts down “mummy I love you” 😂😂😂

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Watching @RuPaulsDragRace .......
My 4 year old daughter “ @RuPaul is my grandma”
Me “but she isn’t baby”
4yo “ let’s pretend “
So from now on we will be telling people Ru Paul is her grandma 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Is it okay to disown you child for eating an @KITKAT like this ?? 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

@BBCCiN we baked some Pudsy Bear Buiscuits to celebrate children in need! #Pudsey we hope you like them. We wish we could share them with you !!

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

My daughter informed me today that I use to be nice when I had blonde hair. She went on to say since I cut it off I have become mean. 😂 I was tempted to inform her that she had become a dick head since I cut my hair but apparently swearing at children is frowned upon

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

I never felt I missed out on that uni experience until just now seeing 3 girls dressed up as ‘sexy’ blind mice 🐭!! 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

When you knew you recognised @BritishBakeOff Laura’s cake design from somewhere else ?! @yolanda_gampp did it over a year ago on YouTube 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Anna and Elsa show many emotions and how they both overcome what could be anxiety, depression and much more over the two films if that doesn’t make them amazing Disney Princess and good role models to your kids I don’t know what is!

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

Like probably most mums of a little Disney Princess I’ve watched frozen and frozen 2 many times to the point I know most of the song of by heart 😂

[Dani Ayla @daniayla_]

The other thing that annoys me is that people persevere that because they’re is a love story involved it makes it week. It doesn’t make you week to want to be loved @KristenBell Anna can quite Easily be alone but she choose to be with Kristin that makes her strong !