Dani 🐒

when they said sit down I stood up

[Dani 🐒 @danicarus0]

Dallas stinks

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Cannot wait to crawl into bed at 5pm with a bowl of chili and Fritos and watch the Met Gala

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@SharkLaw Hahahha

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What do you call a nut that needs to sneeze?

[ً @RareFeeIings]

Date nights are so important in relationships

[Dani 🐒 @danicarus0]

@FoodNetwork Side of broccoli instead of fries w your cheeseburger

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@Stfunell_ @chrishhoke

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@HAY_kt +1

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@barstoolsports Something @HAY_kt would do...

[Dani 🐒 @danicarus0]

@stoolpresidente @chrishhoke same.

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I take it back my good vibes were on point!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Dani 🐒 @danicarus0]

The Birds are ONNN ONE tonight and all credit goes to these black unis 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(IMO)

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I take it back the eagles suck So bad I’m now the watching the debate 🥵

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Just leave me alone and let me watch the #bachelorette @chrishhoke !!!! 😅

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Rittenhouse Square on a sat morning is awesome.

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@KingBach Chinese 😩

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I wish I was a Chiefs fan fam

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@thelumineers @jeremiahfraites @wesleyschultz82 Oh my my oh hey hey

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I'm not emotionally prepared for the day American Girl Doll makes a 2020 doll named Jessica who comes with tie-dye loungewear, a matching face mask, a case of wine, and a story about how she heroically never left the house for 5 months.

[Dani 🐒 @danicarus0]

Never been a big Chipotle girl but tonight I was down. Not only did I find a long gross hair in my bowl but @chrishhoke did too!!! Doesn’t get any 🤢🤮 Come on @ChipotleTweets .. do better..invest in some hairnets!!