Dan

Son• Kenyan• Fifa amatuer• I don't understand Twitter, but here I am.

[Dan @danichulo_]

@LoyalTipsters02 @betloyafrica sportybet code please

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Dr. Fred Matiang'i warned Kenyans that William Ruto's campaign promises were all lies.
If only we all listened

[Dr. Benard Karanja, HSC @BN_Karanja]

Mr. President William Ruto,

TREASON is coming to threaten your citizens on national tv when you have failed to listen to them, killed them and hurt their very being.

TREASON is threatening people who are willing to come and remove you from statehouse physically

[Don Kitheka SAM @RealDonKitheka]

Kama utatokea Thursday Retweet this post.

#RejectFinanceBill2024 Tupatane Thursday Charlene luos

[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

Ruto will be remembered in history as a tyrant and oppressor endorsed BY THE CHURCH. And the problem is, the church has failed to recognize its role in all of this. #RejectFinanceBill2024

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kenya will never even reach Afcon quarter Finals because we keep sending the same rusted Players in the field,Wanyama hasn't scored any goal for 2 years ever since we accused him of resembling bahatis adopted son,Olunga has long duck feet that Haven't helped him so far,kazi ni kurukaruka akiuliza mpira itaisha saa ngapi akanunue nguo mpya like a 19y/o pubescent,we have another bald mzee who looks 48 but his ID says hes 26,The others are luos wamekula kamongo wakikimbia dakika mbili Kichwa imejaa maji juu ya kusweat,yani ukora mtupu buana,FKF waingie mitaani kariobangi,mathare,Gilgil watafute talanta,imagine if it was Kenya vs South Africa playing today

[Dan @danichulo_]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello, i bought tokens for my account but the meter is not picking up the token. Kindly assist. Mtr:92108591113
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[Dan @danichulo_]

So those twins that Ben Carson separated ended up institutionalized and finally in vegetative state? Fcuk that high school pal who put pressure on us with this story.

[Dan @danichulo_]

@lethalize_ 😂😂hapa hadi bargaining is allowed

[Dan @danichulo_]

@KkKarmau Too loud.
I'll call 911 on you

[DaveOCKOP @DaveOCKOP]

Robertson: “They’ve celebrated as if they’ve won the tie after the game. We’ve got Premier League business to take care of, then we’ve got Anfield. We know our fans will be there, we will be there. It’s up to Atletico to be there.”

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

Goal ✅
Clean Sheet ✅
3 points ✅
#MUFC 🔴❤️

[️ ️ ️ ️ @StrenjaDenja]

My girl is at it again😩😩So i was late for class after my girl slept over... I was busy harakisharing like a man ayam. After a shower she was staring me.When i asked why she told me she was just wondering if i was programmed to do everything in 5 minutes... Sahii ndo imenihit😭

[Limo @Limorio_]

Bouncers: Hakuna kuingia klabu na hoodie boss.

“Na nyinyi mmevaa suti ndio msimame nje?”

Bouncers:

[Vater von Gatungati @Muniu_Muniu]

Nani amesema ni mkate? 😂😂😂