Danielle Genova

Mrs. Puppymom. Be kind. Love Yourself.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Make him famous.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Wouldn't it be nice if pro-lifers focused on suicide prevention? Or ending the death penalty? Or fighting poverty? Or curbing hunger? Or stopping gun violence and police killings? Or combating the opioid epidemic? Or ending wars?

You know, things that would actually save lives?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Donald Trump is not smart. By far, he's the dumbest president we’ve ever had.

His ashamed father *paid* someone to take his SATs for him.

That’s why he can’t handle COVID — he’s just not smart enough.

[Fleetwood Mac @fleetwoodmac]

We love this!

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

i frolicked for the first time ever today bruh. y’all ever frolic before???? why no one ever tell me about this

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

getting a costco membership and being able to buy our goats to feed the t rex in bulk has been a game changer

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

if you see a dinosaur out of its enclosure we ask that you please first try to get them back in the enclosure on your own before asking park employees for help. there are too many dinosaurs out at any given time for us to handle all of them

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

actually nevermind. all these suggestions are trash. we decided to name them Suck and Fuck instead

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

We have a job opening for “dinosaur maker (scientist)”. If you’re interested in applying please send your resume and your portfolio of dinosaurs you’ve created in your previous positions

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

“Downtown Jurassic Park” is currently closed due to a human murder at the Cinnabon. Some human person pulverized another human with their gigantic teeth and claws.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we got rid of the siren that would go off every time someone was killed because it was just constant

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

When things are bad at the park (which is never) just want to let you know “Downtown Jurassic Park” is usually open for business. Swing by the Cinnabon for a tasty snack as you hear the blood curdling screams from inside the park. Yum! White sauce!

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

a lot of people have been asking if you can jump while you are here. sure. we don’t think that’ll scare the dinosaurs

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we just destroyed our latest batch of dinosaurs because they had fucked vibes

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

THEY'RE ROBBING HIM OF HIS EDUCATION

[Danielle Genova @danid32789]

"Sweet Elizabethan ruffle collar" I am dead 🤣🤣🤣💀

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

staying late in the lab making a few more of those sweet little dinosaurs with the fancy elizabethan ruff collars

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

“Dinosaur” comes from the Greek word “dinosaur” meaning “dinosaur”

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

In a sense none of our Dinosaurs have ever “escaped” because society itself is just another, larger cage. fuck yeah that sounds so smart

[Pickle you,Kumquat! ♐️ @Datpodcastgirl]

A 53 year old black man was found hanging at a school in my hometown today (HUNTINGTON NY) and the police have yet to issue a statement and the media has ignored all messages sent to them. I’m literally the only source of information on this as we speak.... I’m tired y’all.

[Heidi Krassenstein @HKrassenstein]

At the #TrumpRallyFail last night, Trump admitted to voluntary manslaughter: "I said to my people, slow the testing down please."

This is not OK! He just admitted to putting our health in danger for political gain. The Silent Majority is complicit!
#EveryonesLaughingAtYouDonald