dani devito

future corpse

[dani devito @danideck218]

@breadstickog gr*g t*nkinson has entered the chat

[dani devito @danideck218]

@runitskal brb writing a strongly worded letter asking her to step on me

[dani devito @danideck218]

@robbiedubs Gr8 tweet bob

[dani devito @danideck218]

Am I even a real parent if I don’t give my dog body image issues?

[dani devito @danideck218]

@robbiedubs A low maintenance king

[dani devito @danideck218]

Just Wellbutrin things

[adam @brokeangeI]

light dinner tonight

[dani devito @danideck218]

@abbie_conlon @robbiedubs Dani emphasized “IDIOTIC AT BEST”!!!

[dani devito @danideck218]

@abbie_conlon Ty I do it for the fans

[dani devito @danideck218]

Dudes really be askin what you’re up to this weekend when they know the answer is existential dread

[dani devito @danideck218]

And she’s SO smart she’s almost potty trained in 3 days, can walk on the leash, knows her name, responds to “No” AND I taught her how to sit!! In 3 days!!

[dani devito @danideck218]

I will literally never love anything as much as I love this dog are you KIDDING ME

[dani devito @danideck218]

not me crying over Jojo Siwa’s coming out video

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

So damn tired of living in a country that treats Black grief as a threat and white rage as a sacrament

[dani devito @danideck218]

ok quote Maggie Rogers notes from the archive colon recordings 2011-2016 end quote you didn’t have to completely gut me like that

[dani devito @danideck218]

@amakichh This made me love u more if that was even possible

[yalitza apariciosus @dunevillenuve]

“how did u know phoebe bridgers was in my top spotify wrapped”

[dani devito @danideck218]

@runitskal *aggressively votes absentee*

[dani devito @danideck218]

Do you stay up until 2am obsessing over minor mistakes or are you normal

[dani devito @danideck218]

I had to google “Italian book about hell” for this tweet

[dani devito @danideck218]

I used to be able to read Dante’s Inferno with a small modicum of understanding. Now I see the word “Union” and read it as “onion”