Childish Daneato

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

@weekley Yellowstone

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Hey @tacobell maybe figure out the quesadilla wrapper. This is bullshit

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Another holiday without my family.... Cool

[Ash @ashbovaxo]

💋

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Stay toxic, kings

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

I could sleep in my car listening to these jams. But I won't

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Yo fuck this year already! Gangsta boo and Ken block already? Fuck you

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Anybody want to get me an Xmas gift.... I want a pug. More than anything

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

I need medicated

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Well.... I guess my car wants me dead. The weird things that have been happening to me lately. Weird

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow. My poor brakes...

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

This popped up on my way home tonight. God damn I miss you, Bethany

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

I normally stay away from the politics, but what fucking fuck did these idiots just do? Fuck women's rights, fuck human rights, fuck the government not overstepping their boundaries... Unbelievable

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

@_Ms_Hourglass Sophie Dee when she was still thick

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Drinking a piss warm beer in my carport thinking about how I can be an asshole to my coworkers tomorrow for fucking me over today. Hungover, very angry Dan coming soon

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Sent this to Nichelle because the fall of Troy never comes around anymore, and 20 minutes later she texted me back she had us tickets. Hands down best GF ever

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

@ao_ollie Delete the facebook! Life is so much better without

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

Trying to get ready for Easter dinner with my girl's family. It's amazing how many shirts I can't wear due to upside down crosses and pentagrams

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

The word girlfriend being a part of my vocabulary is strange, but I'm pretty happy about it

[Childish Daneato @daniel102485]

@ao_ollie The SLS has a little diner in it that makes AMAZING omelettes. If you're looking for a good breakfast