A 1940s Nazi would spit something like this:
"America is a Jew-run whorehouse. The pure Nordic stock got mongrelized by Negroes, Slavs and every other inferior. Now they parade faggots, put bitches in uniform and let the kikes own the banks and movies. No discipline, no blood, just soft, rotting democracy. They will fall to the stronger race."
"Now change the 4-thumbnails format to a slideshow. Now make him click two more times to get to the photos in his Media tab. Now remove the grid layout so he has to spend more time scrolling through them. Now move his Likes to the new sidebar tab."