themostavgamerican

Simple. Cursed with common sense. Independent and bipartisan. Anti-greed. Capitalist. Baseball fan. Aspiring green thumb.

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@TheOnion @TheBabylonBee is so much better at being The Onion than The Onion.

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@seanmdav @KurtSchlichter Enough with the "now is the time for peace" BS speeches.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BEAUTIFUL: Phoenix Air Traffic Control sent a message to Charlie Kirk when he landed back in Arizona on Air Force Two

“Welcome home, Charlie. You didn’t deserve it… May God bless your family.” 🙏🏻

Americans of all walks of life are mourning the loss of Charlie 🇺🇸

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@CNviolations This girl cries her self to sleep every night. She's completely alone. She has to invite herself to everything. She wonders why no one invites her. She's always the third wheel. She's used as a human sex doll. She hates herself.

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@harryjsisson Hedging your bets against getting your head popped like a pimple huh? Good idea. Smart.

Won't work. But smart.

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@harryjsisson ... dangerous to the side that doesn't have as many gun enthusiasts that constantly train on 500 yard targets through a scope.

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@acnewsitics ...and it was so great, when exactly?

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@RelentlessLaman @FBIDirectorKash @FBI No. The old man is the distraction for the shooter to evade.

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@Still_Terror @FBIDirectorKash @FBI No. He's the distraction to let the shooter try to get away.

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@Strandjunker Explain "inciting violence".

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To everyone cheering the death of @charliekirk11: I hope someone at the FBI or NSA releases the geo-coordinates of where your device was when you posted.

...and just let that work itself out.

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@ACTBrigitte People handed their beliefs over to their cell phones.

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@SenMarkey Tell me you have a Donald Trump fetish without telling me you have a Donald Trump fetish.

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@GuntherEagleman This can be explained very simply with two words.

No consequences.

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If only all the grown women who are excited about PSL season had DSLs....

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@krassenstein Whenever a Dem activist specifically defines a person, you can be 100% guaranteed they were actually the exact opposite.

Sometimes you can even bet on the situation/event being the complete opposite as well.

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@GesperrterMax31 @Beshearop SSSSHHHHHH we need to encourage these idiots to run AOC to guarantee another sweep. Here's the message:
Please
Run
AOC.

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@Beshearop Yes. Please. PLEASE run any two candidates you want against Vance and Massey, Vance and Paul, Vance and Carlson, Vance and whoeverthehellelsetheywanttorun.

The country begs you. Please run AOC.

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@Matthewtravis08 Here ya go: Fires spread uncontrollably due to lack of remediation, maintenance and poor planning.

Rain falls and occasionally floods the land.

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@joncoopertweets You're really fucking dumb enough to think that MS 13 gang members are outside of Home Depot waiting for work? I bet you believe in gun control.