marilka these tatas

I like the peen 🍆

[Kayla luna @kaylamid_night]

watching a guy jerk off until he cums is kinda hot

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Amazon’s customer service strategy is basically
“here’s your refund, please don’t talk to us”

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Mf like me gets naked right in front of the washing machine

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗕𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗵 @BullBossJosh]

Hell yeah! 🙌 Post them in the comments too!

[pumpkin #FREEIRAN @PVMPKINBVN]

how it feels post nut realizing ur vibrator was prob too loud

[chi @chiibabyyyyy]

this pay period is so real

[Joe Dubaiden @_MoiMartine_]

The way it’s literally the opposite

[Nick @NickBel0ved]

I’m crying they fucking ate that

[nico @sneptail]

was gooning and twt auto-scrolled to a vid of a girl jumping off a building

[emma @do_not_test_me]

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

[Midwest’s #1 Beer Destroyer @cyborg_ballet]

Sweating buckets in bed, butt naked, legs spread with no AC and a camera flash went off outside my window

[ً @cryst6ls]

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

[R☆y 🐬 @Rykpmks]

@BuzzingPop PRO-CHOICE ALWAYSSSSSSSSSS💋🐬

[stoney @stonedmazes]

gaslit my boss about a deadline on call and everyone else sided with me

[amber leigh 🪭arirang tour @mbrleigh]

horrified of the visual possibilities of what Maximus is going to look like

[Diva🦸🏻 @CaptainMariamm]

First time I touched biceps, I started seeing everything clearly and the world became beautiful